#bound lotus

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Yoga Trap

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Sometimes I think about the fact that Bob Saget’s comedy is the opposite of the wholesome/innocent character he played on Full House. Anyway, here’s a photo of @bound_lotus

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Some people were looking at the house for sale across the street from me today. For a brief moment I contemplated putting on a hazmat suit, covering myself with fake blood and running out of the house and down the block screaming at the top of my lungs. Then I decided that running sucks so I had a LaCroix instead. Anyway, here’s a photo of @bound_lotus

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but constantly publicly moaning about your posts not “doing well” because of an algorithm - a) you can’t control and b) affects us all - comes off as selfish, egoistic and whiny. Also, while I’m in rant mode: fuck you, Beverly Hills Parking, for giving me a ticket this morning. Was it my fault? You betcha. But fuck you regardless. So anyway, here’s a photo of @bound_lotus

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OMFG YOU GUYSSSSS! I don’t know what I did to deserve such an honor I didn’t even apply for, but last night I got an email from my car insurance company that my monthly rate will be going down by $3.47, beginning in September. I’m feelin hella hashtag blessed, y’all. Anyway, here’s a photo of @bound_lotus

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Imposter syndrome is weird. Sometimes it’s like a 3 day old mosquito bite, slightly itchy but tolerable. Other times it’s like being repeatedly stabbed in the brain by a fucking lightning bolt. Anyway, here’s a photo of @bound_lotus

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Last night I dreamt the Kardashians decided only one of them should get to use the Kardashian name. So they planned to have a Hunger Games to-the-death style competition live on BravoTV. I woke up to pee right as the competition started, so I don’t know who would’ve won. Anyway, here’s a photo @bound_lotus