#bountiful poopoo

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frenemy transference poopin

I expelled so much yesterday I wondered all day today (AND yesterday- trust) if I was the victim of frenemy transference poopoo. allow me to explain: yo buddy whether he or she be a bestie or just casual, they be drip-droppin so much poopoo they in turn make a wish upon the throb of that forehead vein to transfer the bounty of mega poo unto whomever they speak of. it could be a negative experience ... or in my cause yesterday a YEEHAW POOPIN experience, ya feel me?

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Ikea poopin - not poopin at ikea tho!

Hey! Remember that ikea commercial where she runnin our of there with savings so huge she thinks she stole a ton of stuff? "start the car! start the car!!!" Back to my poo! pushing so hard you feel faint-- and like how yo ski instructor told you to fall over into yo side if and whence you feel yoself goin oust of control of just like walkin into yo favourite store and the mega clearance rack is stocked up high with huge deals you is that faint;;; you is gonna faint-faint., One last pushhhhh..... Im sure we'll see the sun shiiiiiiiiiiiiiine and bust oust of there like that ikea commercial "start the car!!! start the car!!!"