#makima x reader

[sugar-nagazaki]

𝓒hainsaw 𝓜an | 𝓟/link

CW : 18+ MDNI; ALL THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT VISUAL SEXUAL CONTENT. all of these are for fem!reader.

English is not my first language, so there may be typos.

𝓜akima

† She'll keep you on a leash.

† The job is stressful, having to deal with all the demons and responsibilities of Public Security is SO stressful. But she always makes time to be with you and make it all worthwhile.

† Show her how much you love her delicious pussy.

† Mommy making you feel good

† Makima enjoys seeing you suffer, so she likes to make you blush.

𝓟ower

† She's learning how to use her cell phone and misses you, so why not send you a video?

† The powerful Power can handle any vibrator. No matter the size.

† Power is about to discover something more delicious to suck than blood.

† Aki and Denji are sleeping, time for you two to have some fun!

† What's the surprise? Power doesn't mind doing it in public.

𝓐ki

† You're on a mission out of town and he misses you so much.

† He likes to pin you down on the mattress and hold your hair.

† After work, Aki makes dinner and you're his dessert.

† Hayakawa hits you so gently.

† His birthday present is her bunny panties.

𝓓enji

† Can you blame him? He needs to have his hands on you.

† You know, breasts are his weakness.

† He doesn't know how to react when you suck him off like a starving woman.

† He is satisfied only with her thighs.

† Mounting it gently.

𝓐ngel 𝓓evil

† He is so craving touch.

† Smooth stick

† Kisses and hugs

† He thinks Denji's obsession with breasts is ridiculous. Well, until he gets a hold of his own and becomes just as obsessed.

† Guiding him to the pleasures of life

𝓚ishibe

† Shake it on top of his dick.

† Using your tight hole until it becomes loose.

† He's so much bigger compared to you.

† He has a little baby fetish.

† What better place to screw you over than in his car after a mission?

𝓗imeno

† She's really good at fucking you with her strap-on.

† Videos she sends you while you're at work, trying to tease you.

† Sometimes she just wants to rub her pussy against yours and relax.

† Himeno is a pervert; she doesn't mind touching you in the car on the way to work.

† He'll mount you and moan loudly enough for all your neighbors to hear.

𝓚obeni

† She's so sweet on the inside and even sweeter in the pussy.

† Definitely mount her in the face.

† She already goes through so much at work, fuck her gently.

† Passionate kisses excite her.

† She learns quickly how to please you.

I finally managed to publish this 😮‍💨 (I added kobeni at the last minute lol) I've been busy but I promise to post more often.

Thanks for reading, kisses my little bats.

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✦ Chainsaw Man! | ☆ you're feeling down...

☆ Chainsaw Man! characters with their depressed S/O

★ first post! i wanted to tidy up the blog before uploading anything, but i already had this written beforehand, so sorry if it isnt as pretty as it could be !! T-T

Aki

He knows what it's like. It's been a constant his whole life; he comprehends it, and so does he comprehend you, at least to the best of his abilities. He wouldn’t say much; he’s not exactly good with words, and he wouldn’t really bother. But he’d sit by you, accompanying you without bothering, without overstimulating. He’d only ask if you needed anything; he’d be quite insistent with it, but he still respected your space, even to sink in your hollowness. His flame was enough to keep you afloat, and he'd make sure of it.

Power

She would not understand it; she would not get it, nor would she feel it. To her eyes there was simply something wrong with you that she couldn't fix. Perhaps that was enough for her to grow bored and look for something else, but if you had truly dug your way into her heart, she’d try to be more “extreme,” and you’d always laugh at her antics, and laughing was good, right? She’d make a fool of herself just to bring that spark out in your eye, even if it was for a little bit. She had never cared so much for anything; she could not comprehend why, but without your joy she felt powerless.

Denji

Denji hadn’t necessarily experienced something similar; his feelings were often muted and dull. Sadness just wasn’t something he had to deal with. He had a hard time trying to “fix you.” It was HIS responsibility, and it was HIS duty, and it was something that he had to do above anything else. That's what a good boyfriend would do, right? Denji would try to learn; he’d tried to learn so much. To clean, to cook, and to take care of you, of course. However it all had little effect, it was simply too difficult for him, but the simple gesture made it all worth it. He’d ask around, he’d seek help from others, and in due time the stress would slowly suffocate him as well.

Makima

At first, it was a hindrance. You wouldn't work, you wouldn't listen, and you wouldn't do; it was a delicate situation that could only be solved by means outside of her control. But Makima, with due time, would learn that with her constant love and affection, you would slowly start to rely on it to escape your reality. She had become your safe shelter where, eventually, only in her arms would you feel alive, and soon enough, you would only rely on her. No friends or family could make you feel the way she did; no one else could. It would be just Makima.

Angel

He wasn't a human; he was a devil. What would he know about feelings? But somehow, your situation could relate to his own thoughts, to his own mind, and in a way he could understand, he could care. To him, his priority would be to open your eyes to the beauty of life. He would take you along to follow random people, to see their day, and to observe who they were. To breathe in a park and eat ice cream together. To let you sleep softly in your apartment, it didn't matter; he'd watch over you, he'd feel for you, wishing that he could only take what dragged you down and not rip away what made you beautiful.

Reze

She’d never stop bothering you. She'd force you to eat healthy, she'd force you to leave your house, and she'd force you to live, and at times you'd hate her for it, but you never stopped feeling as if your entire world depended on her. Reze never opened up about herself, but she would always let small things shine through within her actions. You were more important to her than you could ever realize; you were her first and only real choice, the symbol that she could truly live. She would never let you go.

Himeno

Dealing with Aki had made her develop her own little protocol where you never really had too much room to breathe. She’d never leave you alone despite how angry you felt at, well, everything. She’d take the frustration, the sadness, the screaming, and the chaos, and she’d quench it with her own words, her presence, and the habits she passed onto you. She didn't want you to end up like her; she'd get stressed just thinking about it. And with every bottle and every cigarette, in due time you started to pick out small mannerisms from her until you both started to sleep together, passed out.

Kishibe

He did not know how to handle it. He could barely look at you. He saw himself in every meaningless stare, and it terrified him. It took him some time to muster up the courage to tackle the issue, and though it was gradual, he learned to never leave you alone. You were too much of a danger to yourself, and Kishibe could not take any more loss. Every one of your failures left him a sharper and sharper pain in his heart.

Kobeni

The two of you did not mix well. You were her emotional support, her smile at the end of every day, and when she saw that side of you, her own guilt led to your own, only leading to an unhealthy cycle that would leave the two of you emotionally ruptured but needing each other more than ever. Days would be spent in bed until your melancholy only became another aspect of a troubled relationship.

[suduzer]

They don't want to "steal the words from your lips."

They loved it when you said their name after a kiss.

They want you to keep saying it, uninterrupted by their selfish desire for you.

So instead they move to your throat, pressing their mouth to your adams apple. That way, they could remember the way it vibrates when you say it.

A tingling that lingers in their lips.

A tingling that's ingrained on their tongue.

A sensation they never wants to forget.

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Hi I saw your "jjk girls struggling to open a soda can for you" and it was so funny

I'm wondering if you could do the same for the chainsaw man girls

The chainsaw man girls struggling to open a soda can for you

A/n:I'm glad you liked it as it was one of my favorite things to write hope you enjoy this too. Also this is my first post with actual fami so say hi to her. Spoilers for the last chapter in the last 2 parts

Makima

"Sure thing darling"

She smiles sweetly and takes the can from you before trying to open it. Her expression morphing into a confused one when she can't

Makima is a devil, not only that a horseman of apocalypse, not to mention the head of public safety. To put it simply she's incredibly strong, way stronger than any normal human and definitely strong enough to open a normal soda can

So she's not only surprised that it's taking her this much, but also annoyed, not specifically at the fact that she can't open a soda can but at the fact that she can't open a soda can that you asked her to open, you, the most important person in makima's life, she swore to do everything for you and she's not breaking that promise for a damn soda can

"You don't mind if I'm a little rough with it right?"

"Huh? No sure go ahead I guess"

"Good, thanks"

She places the can on the table and backs away

"Please stand back a bit love"

"O-ok"

She points her finger at the can and aims at lid

"Bang!"

The force hits the can as it falls to the ground

"Ah, I'm glad, it was a bit harder than expected, but I'm happy I could help yo-"

"It's still closed"

"............what?"

"Look"

You hold out the can to makima as she sees that not only is the lid still on but the can looks totally unfazed

Makima looks genuinely shocked before she makes her creepy and uncanny smile and closes her eyes

"Oh really? What a surprise, say darling do you mind putting it back on the table"

".....sure"

You do that a bit worried at what she's going to do

"And remember to stand back, I don't want you to get caught up in anything"

".......makima, what are you-"

Suddenly the atmosphere in the room changes completely as makima opens her horseman eyes to reveal they're glowing even more and a red halo appears on her head

"WAIT NO-"

[A bit later]

You and makima exit her office with her looking completely traumatized

"......it still.......didn't work"

"P-please calm down ok?"

Power

She's so smug from the moment you ask her to help you

"Of course you would ask the great power for help"

"Don't start now"

"Do not fret human! For I, the almighty power shall open this accursed can that's causing my love so much trouble"

She thinks this is gonna be easy as pie, and also wants to show off, so she just tries to open it with a finger while her eyes are closed

"Here you go! This demonstration of my strength was exactly what I needed for-"

"You didn't do anything"

".........huh?"

She opens her eyes to see that she indeed did not open the lid

"What!? Give it to me!"

She tries once again this time with both hands and her mouth with no avail and starts gritting her teeth and sweating

"Are you OK power? You don't need to do it if you c-"

"No! I will conquer this can!"

At this point it's a personal matter so she makes a blood axe and tries to slice the can open only for her mouth to drop when nothing changes

"W-WHAT!"

"OK that's actually weird"

She then makes some smaller blood spears and starts stabbing the can only for it to not work too

She eventually gives up and calls denji, when even he in his chainsaw man form can't open or hurt the can at all of you start running to aki thinking it's a devil or something

Himeno

"Can I get a kiss if I do it?~"

You sigh but giggle a bit at her flirting and hand her the can

Himeno has opened so many beer cans in her life and even if this isn't the same it's still a can so it should still be no problem for her

........except it is

"Huh?"

"What's wrong?"

"The can's not opening"

"Really? Weird"

"Yeah"

She checks to see if she's accidentally using her ghost devil powers but no, she can still touch the can, it's just not opening for some reason

She tries again but gives up pretty quickly when she realizes nothing's working

"I give up, i need a drink"

"That easily?"

"Call aki if you really wanna open it"

"Alright I guess"

".............can I still get the kiss though?"

Kobeni higashiyama

"H-huh? You want me to open it?"

She's a bit confused on why you asked her specifically, she's really not that strong after all, definitely not stronger than you, but she did have to open a ton of cans for her job so maybe it's because of that

"O-oh, sorry it seems stuck"

"That's fine, I'll just not drink it"

"N-no, let me try more"

She tries again using a napkin but even that fails and she starts getting irritated

She really wants to open this can for you. What kind of girlfriend would she be if she couldn't do something that simple for her love? But she also really doesn't want to ask anyone for help and doesn't have enough money to buy you another one so she has no choice: she has to open this can

She takes out her knife and tries to slice the lid open but somehow that still doesn't work

At this point she's sweating and panicking and super embarrassed so she eventually gives up and gives you the can back while blushing

"I-i'm so sorry y/n"

"Don't apologize it's fine, no one can open that anyway"

"R-really?"

"Yeah I gave it power and she was so mad about it"

"Hehe, t-that makes me feel a bit better"

Quanxi

She just nods silently and takes the can from your hands

Not only is quanxi one of the most powerful devil hunters there is she is also a very physically strong and muscular woman so opening cans and jars for the people she loves is something she happily does almost daily and with ease

"Hm?"

"Is everything OK?"

"........don't worry, I got it"

She now tries again this time using her full force and it still doesn't budge so she puts it on the table and just glares at it before getting up

".....quanxi, where are you going?"

"I'll open the can"

".........that's not what I was......nevermind"

Whenever she comes back you notice she has her swords with her which you're very worried about

"W-what are you doing?"

"Opening the can for you, stand back"

One single slash from her Dao is enough to kill a devil, so why the heck is this can still not only intact but open

"..................."

At this point the fiends come in the room because or the noise and each of them try to open the can still failing

"Girls please stop I'll just get-"

"No, you asked for this can to open and so we'll open it!"

"Halloween!"

At a certain point quanxi stops them and still stands in front of the can glaring at it

"............"

You see her about to take off her eyepatch and turn into crossbow form so you hug her and she calls down.......still glaring at the can though

Asa mitaka/yoru

"Huh? Uh......sure ok"

Asa knows she's not strong, but she at least hopes to be strong enough to open a soda can especially since it's for you

The more she struggles, the more embarrassed and red she gets, she seriously can't even open a can!?

"It's fine if you can't I can just get another one"

Asa sighs and blushes even more at you smiling at her before starting to put the can back on the table

"Thank you, seriously though what's that can ma-"

"You really can't even open a soda can for y/n? How more pathetic can you get?"

".......ok no I'll do it"

Normally, she'd just brush off one of yoru's many insults, but for some reason, this time, she couldn't just let it go, simply because it was for you, the person who asa wakes up every day thankful to have in her life. You make her life worth living by just loving her she CAN open a soda can for you

.....Yeah, it turns out she can't, when she eventually gave up she put her head on the table incredibly embarrassed and upset

"See? Pathetic"

"If you're so sure of yourself then you try it!"

"That's what I was going to do in the first place"

Asa raises her head and you see that now she has scars on her face and her eyes are ringed

"Hey yoru, wanna try too?"

"Obviously, it's just asa who's weak, how hard to open can a soda can b-"

The words die in her mouth as she tries to open the lid but can't

"What the-"

She tries again but nothing works and now she's pissed off

Sure, yoru might have gotten over what happened with chainsaw man. Thanks in no small part to you, but she can't withstand a humiliation like this, especially because it's in front of the only human she actually cares about. She's the war horseman for crying out loud, she rejoices in killing humans and bloodshed and she can't open a soda can

She continues until she's breathing heavily and her face is completely red but still won't give up

"..........hey-"

"Before you ask, no you can't go and turn a random human into a weapon to help you"

".......dammit"

She tries using her powers on the can itself though and it still doesn't work somehow, which causes her to rage completely now

She kicks and steps on the can angrily while insulting it, she eventually runs out of energy and sets down on the table in the same position her host was before

Fami

"O-oh me? S-sure, g-give it here"

Her strength is one of the very few things fami is confident in. She's a horseman of apocalypse so she's always been strong and using that strength to protect you or help you is a great way to show her love for you

"H-huh? W-what?"

"Is everything OK?"

"Y-yeah don't worry.....i-i got it"

Her smile fades faster than ever as she tries again and nothing changes, this has never happened before why is it happening in front of you now?

"....uh.....fami..."

"N-no y/n i-i can do it"

Tears start coming out of her eyes as she tries pulling the lid off with her teeth

"Fami, please stop I'll just get another one"

"*sniffles n-no please i-i'm close *sniffles*"

Eventually her older sister sees her struggling and asks if she can help but fami refuses because she doesn't want to embarrass herself even more

When she understands she can't do it she just starts crying uncontrollably

"Waaaaaahhhh!! I'm sorry y/n *sniffles* I'm so useless I can't even open a can for you!"

"I-it's ok fami, everything's all right"

After that you have to comfort her a lot.... and she starts tearing up every time she sees a soda can

Death/ (D) fami

She puts down her won food and wordlessly takes the can

Death knows she's the right woman/devil for the job. not only is she literally the strongest devil ever she also has to have opened thousands of soda cans with how many times she goes to fast food restaurants

She tries, thinking this is going to go as easily as the other countless times but is happy on the inside as she gets to do this for you

".......death are you sure you've got it? You've been going on for like 5 minutes"

"......oh"

She didn't even notice it had been that long, since she was focused on only opening the can. When she tries again this time at full force she starts noticing that it's actually not working

Her expression still doesn't change however, she's determined to do this for you, she tries for another 5 to 10 minutes before realizing how weird this actually is

This girl could singlehandedly wipe out the entirety of humanity if she wanted to (not that she'd ever actually do it) but now she's struggling to open a soda can

"............"

"It's fine if you don't-"

"No, I just need some help"

"Wha-"

You suddenly see the falling devil just appear behind her and you can't believe she actually summoned a primal devil to open a can

"What do you need of me, mademoiselle?"

"Open this soda can"

"............pardon?"

Falling devil tries opening it with her many arms, but it still doesn't work, then she uses her powers on it, but even while falling under pressure that would kill a human....the soda can doesn't budge at all

Death unsummons falling devil and looks at the can actually mad at this point, it's the first time you've seen her with anything resembling anger on her face

"........I can buy you more later right?"

"....y-yeah why?"

You see her summoning the guillotine devil this time and just sigh, glad that you decided to get take out because she would have totally done this in public too

When even guillotining it doesn't work death is fed up with the can and just throws it out of the window and resumes eating

The next day she brought you like 15 different soda cans to apologize

"You know you really didn't have to do this right?"

"I failed you, this is my apology"

"It's really nothing but I know you're not going to return this so....."

You hand her one of the cans

"Let's just split these"

Death just stared at the can in your hands with even more rage

"No, please keep them to yourself"

You're very shocked as this is the first time she has ever refused any food or drink

".....o-ok"

.......did a soda can manage to scare the death devil?

[fvvckdd]

⋆˚✿˖° leaving csm characters on read as a prank

ft. denji, power, aki hayakawa, makima

taglist: @geumtsuri // @tsurihana

[adhdmeds]

CSM Characters and Valentine's Day

Aki

Aki’s been so focused on his work that he never really paid any mind to Valentine’s Day, you’re the first person he’s ever gone on dates with.

He asks you to be his Valentine the week before, “If you’re free on the 14th, would you like to go on a date with me?”

You accept his invitation, teasing him for his formality in asking you, despite already being his partner

He didn’t want your Valentine’s Day date to be like any of your normal dates, he wanted it to be special.

For the few week leading up to Valentine’s Day, he’s scouting out flower and confectionery shops and even made a reservation for one of your favorite restaurants

The day of, he goes to your apartment with a small bouquet of your favorite flowers and a box of dark chocolate

He’s dressed formally (not the normal devil hunter uniform) with a blue bowtie that matches his eyes

He drives the two of you to your date which happens to be the restaurant you had your first date at

Aki, despite being a devil hunter, still gets nervous about your dates, hoping to god that it goes perfectly for you two

Everything goes perfectly and on your way home, he gently holds your hand as he drives, with a smile permanently etched on his face

Denji

Given his childhood, Denji’s not familiar with Valentine’s Day, with Aki asking him if he’s going to do anything with you

After a quick crash course on Valentine’s Day, Denji (with Aki’s help) looks for ways to celebrate with you. Before making plans, however, he decides to ask you if you’re free on the 14th, to which you respond that you are.

Hearing this, Denji eagerly, not-so-subtly asks if you’d like to spend the day together with him.

Again, you say yes much to Denji’s excitement even if he doesn’t use the word ‘Valentine’

On the morning of the 14th (6am holy shit), you wake up to Denji knocking on your door with a big dumb grin on his face and a backpack on his back

In his arms are an indiscernible amount of bouquets and in his backpack, a seemingly infinite amount of chocolate and other candies you two like (still in pristine condition)

After giving you the gifts and wishing you a Happy Valentine’s Day, Denji sits in your room utterly starstruck as you perform your morning routine

For Valentine’s Day, the two of you go to the mall and the arcade and play every single game together before going into a photobooth and spending no less than 2000 yen on photos and doing silly poses

For lunch and dinner, the two of you decide to keep it lowkey and eat at locally owned restaurants before going home and cuddling in bed as you watch corny love movies before falling asleep on the third one

Makima

Makima’s only perception of Valentine’s Day is what she’s seen in movies and heard from other people, but decides to play it safe for you

She goes to Himeno and Aki and asks about their plans/advice (though she’d never admit it), to which they both obliged

Himeno gave her ideas for places to visit and romance movies to watch and Aki gave her ideas for snacks and restaurants as it’s his first time celebrating

Makima decides to cook dinner with you but does listen to Himeno about the romance movies (how could she say no to movies with you?)

She approaches you at work and, as nonchalantly as ever, she asks if you’re free on the 14th and if you’d like to celebrate with her (she should know the answer by now)

Her smile seems a lot more genuine when you say yes, giving you a light peck on the cheek before getting back to work

Despite being together for a few months, you two haven’t moved in together so she picks you up from your apartment and brings you to her condo

As the two of you cook together you listen to cheesy love songs (Makima’s request) and do small dances together during which she plants small, genuine kisses on your cheeks

After eating together, you two cook popcorn and watch the love movies (also corny) as you two sit cuddled on the couch surrounded by her huskies

She looks at you halfway through the movie and simply says “Valentine’s Day is quite a fun human holiday isn’t it?” to which you couldn’t agree more

Reze

Reze was WAITING to ask you out for Valentine’s Day ever since your first date. Spending time with you had felt so liberating since she now has so many things she can do with you, and Valentine’s Day was high on that list

As you visit her at the cafe for a morning coffee, she plops down next to you, lying her head on your shoulder. “Soooo you’re free on the 14th, I’m free on the 14th. Thoughts?” the tactic she always uses to plan dates with you

To match her playfulness, you play naive and say “well it IS a Saturday. I could do anything” with Reze responding by gently tapping your cheek. “I heard there will be a fair especially for couples. Cotton candy, popcorn, ferris wheels” she says causing you to give in to her antics

“Sounds like someone really really wants to go.” Reze lightly responds, “really? You’re really perceptive!”

You two plan to spend the day together starting with a sleepover at her apartment the day before

On the 14th, you both wake up at the same time and cook breakfast together to music with Reze singing with a wooden spoon in her hand

You two leave together hand in hand as you go to the local mall to shop for date clothes as is your tradition

While shopping together, you use your digital camera to take photos of Reze, often catching her off guard but still smiling

You walk around the fair with Reze, buying so many snacks that you will definitely not finish. Whenever Reze is done with her snack, she will, without warning, try feeding it to you

Before the fair closes, you two go on the ferris wheel together, taking a photo of the two of you kissing as the fireworks light up the sky, the feeling in your chest as blissful as it is exciting

[holydayaria]

bathtime

taking a bath with the chainsaw man cast, wahoo!

warnings: x reader, implied fem reader for most, (some) unhealthy relationship dynamics, nsfw mentions + weird stuff with barem idk how to tag that.

incl: aki, makima, katana, fumiko, quanxi, barem

aki:

he’s more of a shower guy, but not opposed to taking a hot bath every now and then. it’s good for the muscles. he’s not against taking showers with you because it’s “time efficient” and “saves on the water bill”, but a bath together would require the two gremlins he live with go stay with someone else for the night. even if nothing frisky is going on, it’s hard to relax with each other if there’s banging on the bathroom door or if aki has to go break up a brawl over the last piece of meat.

for showers, he typically goes cold and not more than 10, maybe 15 minutes. for you, he can do lukewarm. just please don’t set the water to scalding hot, otherwise he’ll be bunched up in the corner furthest from the water while handing you your shampoo.

makima:

a long day of work and an evening of corralling huskies around the house should always end in a warm bath. who better to share it with than a loved one? it was makima’s suggestion that you join her in the tub. she’s careful when washing your hair for you and she lets her hands linger across your shoulders on your collarbones.

she isn’t particularly talkative, baths like this are for unwinding and there isn’t anything you can tell her about your day that she doesn’t already know. she’ll be happy to listen to your version of events, but don’t expect much response. sometimes her thoughts drift elsewhere, and if she’s up for it, she might let you wash her hair in return. reciprocity is fair and good.

she likes to have you use her products, though she won’t demand it. just suggest it, when yours are running low. your scent being mingled with hers is one thing, and it’s only natural since you two spend so much time together… but having you smell like her, your hair and your skin, it makes her happy. look here, this one is mine. that’s what she’s thinking.

katana man:

another shower guy. baths are for long days or when he can’t be bothered to do anything but sit there wallowing in the past. his routine is minimal, as far as he doesn’t smell he considers in a job well done.

if you two got in the bath together, it’d be at your insistence and not his. why do you want to get in there with him anyway? the tub is too small for more than one person, and he already takes up a lot of room. plus he likes his water boiling hot—you’re okay with that? he was lying, he likes it cold. freeze your tits off cold. get out of here already.

this scene from Buffalo 66 comes to mind

he isn’t used to relationships that don’t involve money exchanging hands, so any form of willing intimacy is a little bizarre for him. he can tolerate it to a certain extent, when it’s practically stroking his ego. of course you’re all over him, why wouldn’t you be? getting naked outside of the context of sex and taking a bath together is perhaps toeing the line, maybe stepping right across it. but if you’re already in with him, he won’t take any measures to run you off.

fumiko mifune:

get in, get in, get in getingetingetin pleaaaase get in the tub with her. make this girl happy. aside from her insistence that you two should totally bathe together, because that’s what couples do, she’s surprisingly normal. for fumiko standards, anyway. she’s a big fan of bubbles and will mess up your hair just to get soapy bubbles in it. It’s less of a bath and more of her sloshing water around to jump on you and poke at all your squishy parts. bad girl.

sometimes she purposefully does a bad job cleaning up so you’ll do it for her.

quanxi:

baths are typically for foreplay when it comes to her. a practical woman prefers showers if all she’s doing is getting clean. whether her girls join in on the fun or not depends on how tired they are + if she locked the bathroom door. if she did leave it locked, they’re left to press their ears to the wood and visualize what’s going on.

she prefers hot baths, and there’s typically candles involved. lit against the edge of the tub and on the counter, your back to her chest. it makes for a good scene, right?

barem:

this man purposefully tries to get soap in your eyes, just to get a reaction. sometimes he switches the water from scalding to freezing to mess with you. to be clear, he’s not in the bath with you. he’s outside, sleeves rolled to his elbows and hair pulled back while he bathes you like a dog. he hoses you down with the detachable shower head.

additional notes: he either has you use his products or if you’re lucky to get your own, it’s the same brand and scent makima used. if there isn’t enough time to dedicate to a bath, barem is fine with hopping in the shower behind you. shower sex is almost always an option (more like looming threat). barem makes a show out of sniffing your hair when he’s done with you, too. you start to think that he wants you to be creeped out.

not getting his own section but a little sentence dedicated to spear hybrid: he’s normal as far as baths go. he uses lavender and chamomile soap and 2-1 shampoo and conditioner. if you use more than two products he might comment on it and call it frivolous.