[ ** 🍸 + this is gonna be a MESS but harry pls ]
“ Fuck you, Harry Potter. Wait, can I even say that to the savior of the wizarding world? I mean, you dumped me ‘cuz you don’t think I’m good enough to be the savior’s girlfriend, so, fuck, I’m going to, but you’re gon’ have to bail me out of Azkaban if the hit wizards come after me for that. You’re such a mess, y’know? You’re always so sad, and I wanna just stroke your hair and hold you and hex everything that tries to hurt you because nobody gets to hurt you, no way, you don’t deserve that, and smell your shirts because you smell like something forest-y and nice, and that jersey of yours that went missing didn’t really go missing - but also? You’re an ass. I mean, what kinda person leads on someone like that? I said I loved you and you just backed off like, wait, whoops, I’m too busy being a hero to have a girlfriend. Are you just afraid of commitment, or is it just me? I mean, you weren’t too busy being a hero when I blew you in the room of requirement. You weren’t too busy with Cho. What about me makes me a shit girlfriend, huh? I loved you. I love you. But that’s not good enough, is it? ”










