#bowlegdean

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TALK TO ME ABOUT SPECIFICALLY DEMON DEAN AND DEAN SMITH DEANCEST BC NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THAT

ma’am, i’m gonna need you to take this somewhere else because my brain can’t even comprehend how much i need this.

so like, dean smith is the most subbiest, bottom to ever sub, right? (i mean, at least that’s the way that i see him and i can’t ever unsee that but that’s just my opinion). anyway, for what ever reason, dean smith and demon!dean exist in the same time line and oh my gosh, demon!dean doesn’t even know what to do with this version of himself because he would never and i mean ever, eat a salad willingly and like he doesn’t really care about the impala anymore but he’s driving a fucking prius. i mean, come on, really?

dean smith doesn’t go out often but what ya know, he’s on a dating site and dean’s not a demon for nothing. it takes a while but he talks to dean smith on this dating site and well, works him up to an actual date.

to say the least, dean smith nearly has a fucking heart attack when he sees himself with longer hair and bright green eyes that look like they’ve seen death and dean smith wants to get out of there. he wants to forget the meeting, forget about meeting this other version of himself but demon!dean doesn’t take no for an answer.

he grabs dean smith’s face and kisses him hard and wanting and down right possessive and it’s enchanting that dean smith just can’t break away.

dean smith takes demon!dean home and well, demon!dean fucking owns dean smith’s ass.

when dean smith has to go home the next morning, he made sure to stop by the store first to pick up some make-up to cover up those damn marks that cover his entire body and he nearly has another heart attack when demon!dean shows up at his office and fucks him over that glass desk of his.

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Okay but consider this: Dean likes kissing. Like a lot. We've seen tons of him randomly making out with girls and all that because he's greedy for kisses. But sammy's kisses are the best and he becomes so needy for them. And like, what if Sam catches on to how needy Dean is for kisses so he just deprives him of them all day and watches dean cripple into a whining, demanding mess

yessssssss!!

like dean is the softest baby ever and like, he likes sex but there’s something about kissing that he just loves. it’s something about the way that it’s so intimate and the way that he can literally just loose himself in a kiss.

and sam, the little geek that he is, when they first started dating or whatever it was that they did, actually googled how to do the perfect kiss of course, not that dean was complaining because when the kid studied his stuff, he really studied it and perfected his craft.

i mean, not that dean would admit this or anything, but he literally almost came in his jeans because there was something about sam in his lap, kissing him in a way that no one has ever kissed him before and it’s all so much.

dean is affection starved and whenever he can, he’ll just kiss sam because sam knows how to make him feel so good and it’s almost like an addiction.

and sam, the smug little bastard that he is knows this, about how much dean is desperate for sam to kiss him that whenever dean will act like he’s about to kiss him, sam will just pull away, a hand splayed across dean’s chest, holding him away.

dean doesn’t bed, alright, he doesn’t but sam can get him to the point where he’s nearly on his knees in front of sam, willing to do anything for a kiss.

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Ship: wincest (pssshhhh wincest? What's that? Who ships WINCEST?)

wincest? ew. don’t you know that’s incest? how could i ever and i mean ever ship that? two brothers, getting it on in the back of the impala or on a small, dirty motel bed. gross. i mean...

fuck yeah, i love it. i mean, i didn’t ship it at first because it was kinda squeamish to think about being that i am an older sibling and all but then i kept watching the show and i was like ‘damn, if only y’all weren’t so damn gay for each other i might not ship this’ but then i fell off into the deep end and wincest is all that i can think about now.

and i mean, dammit, it’s such a beautiful ship because it’s got everything you could want. the pining, the angst, the fluff, the watching one half of your otp dying and how the other will react, the au’s, the caring for one another when the other is sick, the childhood era. i mean, it has everything.

so yeah, i fucking love wincest.

send me a ship and i’ll tell ya what i think about it

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Ship: Deancest- YOUNGER DEAN AND CROATOAN DEAN

yes!!! give me this. give me all of this.

like give me this young, bright eyed dean thrown into a world of total despair and into the arms of a completely broken dean who’s almost dead inside.

i want younger!dean working desperately to put his older self back together, piece by piece. and like, i think out in public, endverse!dean would be rude and cold and seemingly emotionless and then when he gets back to his tent where younger!dean is he just melts underneath his younger self hands.

send me a ship and i’ll tell ya what i think

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I forgot how happy your blog makes me omg~ also ,,,, throw some smoker!dean shit at me because I live for that (bc just like reader and dean laying in bed quietly sharing a cigarette and just pretending that hunting doesn't exist and there are no monsters and they are normal for like half a second)

okay so since i am wincest trash, i had to make this about wincest so sue me.

like i can only imagine that the first time that dean found sam smoking he more or less freaked because dean was a hypocritical bastard who thought that it was only okay for him to smoke, not his little brother (pretty much what sam said when dean took away the cigarette, that along with some words that dean knew sam didn’t learn from school).

but like out of spite, sam kept smoking. he convinced some of the older kids at school to buy him a pack or share one with him and well, with a face like his no one ever did object. dean tried to fight it, tried to tell sam that it was bad for his health and sam would only throw that shit back at dean because dean smoked more than he did so finally dean just stopped trying to get sam to quit.

instead, dean told sam that if he wanted to smoke, he could only smoke with dean (because dean didn’t like the way that those guys looked at sam when he smoked) and well, sam was more happy to comply.

they didn’t smoke a lot partly because it wasn’t like they had a ton of money to spare to buy cigarettes and it was kinda a hassle to steal them so it was an irregular occurrence that they both cherished.

whenever dad would be away on a hunt or at the bar or whatever he did, dean would pull one out and stretch out on the bed, sam pressed up against his side and they would share a cigarette, letting the black tar fill their lungs and they would mutter dreams of far away places where monsters didn’t exist and they didn’t live in a crappy motel with weird ass stains everywhere. they would think of places were they could be together, actually be together, where there wasn’t the fear of being discovered of what they really were.

they would talk of places were everything was normal and dean would have high cholesterol because he eats too many cheese burgers and his body would be soft, not hardened from being a hunter. and sam, he would go to school and be a lawyer with those beautiful hazel eyes and chestnut brown hair.

the smoke would dance across their vision and create images of that house with a white picket fence and sam would have a dog and when the smoke would clear, they would see the reality that they live in and know that there would never be that normal for them.

come talk to me

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three things? really. i have to think of three things about me. i can’t even count to three.

i am really really witty. like, there was one time in math last year that this kid told me that the only reason why he showed up to class was because of me which made me really really happy actually. i’m like ‘yay, i’m the reason why you’re getting an education.

i love the snow. absolutely love it. i mean, it might be from living in arkansas where we never get anything but i am like a child when it snows.

i really really really really really want to get some tattoos. like really want to. i don’t know what i would get but i want to get tattoos and own a motorcycle and travel around the US with my boyfriend (that i don’t have, ha) and be tan and happy. so yeah, tattoos and motorcycles. that’s what i want.

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55 & 121

55. favourite blog?pssh, you. duh. also @masterlynovak, @purgatoan, @justanothersaltandburn and @awaart

121. are you mean?fuck yeah and i ain’t afraid to admit it. i mean, i am a bitch. but yeah, i can also be sweet but i’m not afraid to voice my opinion and so it that makes me mean, then yeah, i am.

honesty hour ~

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🎶🎤🎟 (does all three bc I'm a needy hoe)

oh. my. god. fine, i guess that i’ll do all three for you. but imma do it under the cut because this will get long. really long.

s u p e r n a t u r a l  b l o g  r a t e

url: 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | demon!deanicon: selfie | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | boy king!samtheme: 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | dean smithmobile theme: 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | sam wessonposts: 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | sam winchesteroverall: 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | dean winchestercompliment: seriously though, what can i say about your blog? i mean, i love it. i loved it when i first found it and i love it still. probably won’t be a day that i don’t love it because you are blog goals™

d e t a i l e d  b l o g  r a t e

url: 10/10 (i actually really love your url. who did you have to kill to get it?)icon: 10/10 (that beautiful dorky babe)description: 9/10header: 10/10 (that is right dean, you are not a solider. you so so much more)title: 10/10mobile theme colors: 10/10 (such a bright, fun color)mobile theme aesthetic: 10/10desktop theme aesthetic: 10/10desktop theme organization: 10/10desktop theme updates tab: 10/10 (i love all the little stars)desktop theme originality: 10/10 (most definitely original)overall: 1,000,000/10compliment: another compliment? well, you’re worth it so here we go again (going down the only road i’ve every know. like a drifter i was born to walk alone... imma stop now.) literally, all this talking about wincest makes me so happy because i can share all the porny, dirty, filthy wincest/weecest headcanons that make me happy. not to mention, that you’re just all the way around a great human being. like i mean, it’s so easy to talk to you and i’m happy that i stumbled upon your blog.