#bowtiesanddeductions

[wolftraps]

bowtiesanddeductions replied to your post “just got a rejection e-mail from the place i had hoped to have an...”

Things will turn around. You just master the hand drawing and take a breath or ten. You've got this.

I will hopefully have a job long before I master hand drawing. Hand drawing is fucking hard.

Thanks, though. It's a little less dire now that I have unemployment, but it's been over a month and a half and each failed interview makes the next one a little bit harder *le sigh* 

[talesfromperdition]

Rule 1: Always post the rules  Rule 2: Answer the questions from the Person who tagged you, then write 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people then link them to the post. Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.

I was tagged by bowtiesanddeductions

 1. Impala, TARDIS, Stiles’ Jeep, or a London Cab?

Impala, but if you’d have said Derek’s Camero…

2. Favorite sitcom?

Happy Days, I guess, but I don’t watch it anymore.

3. Fave f// pairing?

Femslash? Does that mean femslash? LilithxRuby

4. Most played song on your iTunes or Spotify?

Apparently “Royals” by Lorde, but her entire Pure Heroine CD in the Top 25 and I know that there are songs that have had a higher count in the past. The only other things on the playlist were added to my iTunes in the past six months so must be I had to download it again.

5. Knock Knock?

“Mom, someone’s knocking. Make them go away.

6. Top 5 OTPs, I wanna know who they are.

Destiel, Samifer, Sterek, JohnLock, TonyxSteve

7. Top 5 fandoms

Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Sherlock, Avengers… um… I only count “being in the fandom” if I read fanfics for the show, so I guess it’s just the four. But I used to be in Kingdom Heart, so there you go

8. Game of Thrones?

Watch, not read. And I don’t watch it while it airs. I wait until it’s over then marathon in one day.

9. Tea or Coffee?

Neither.

10. Favorite snack food?

What counts as snack food? Pizza? If so, then Pizza

11. Cake or Pie?

Pie, but I only like chocolate pudding pie and only if it’s instant chocolate pudding and only if it has whipped cream mixed with it before poured into the pie crust.

I never tag anyone in these things but because I’m hella busy and I’ve been neglecting some friendships, I’m gonna actually tag some people for once. Feel free to ignore this, but I’mma tag somanyjimifeels, bowtiesanddeductions, mademoisellebelatalbot, ahintofblue, and blissandbookstores. 

Questions:

1. If you had to choose between not washing your hair ever again or not washing your body ever again, which would you pick?

2. If you make dinner and a dog eats it and then the dog licks his butt, did he do it because dogs always lick their butts or to get the taste of your cooking out of its mouth?

3. What is your favorite Greek myth?

4. What is your favorite flavor of chip?

5. Do you usually watch or listen to something as you fall asleep? If so, what is it?

6. If there was suddenly a copy of you (like, maybe not a twin but more of a clone) what would you do with him or her?

7. If there was a vaccine for cancer that worked 99% of the time, but caused instant death in 1% of the population (and you couldn’t screen to find out whether or not it would work before hand), would you want it to be released to the public?

8. Do you like to go see movies in the theater by yourself? (Or, have you ever?)

9. Would you rather forget who you were or who everyone else is?

10. If you could go back and time and change anything that happened in history (and you are not allowed to leave it alone, you have to change SOMETHING,) what would you change?

11. Using whatever you answered for number 10, what crazy Butterfly Effect type of thing would you imagine happening because of this?

  Also, if you want to answer these questions feel free. You can say I tagged you even if I didn’t.

[talesfromperdition]

Bree just finished beta-ing the fic I'm posting tomorrow morning, and when I asked her if it was as bad as I said it was going to be, she replied, "Not at all. I loved it. When have I ever lied to you about your writing? You aren't allowed to start questioning me now. I am already planning to recommend it to a friend."

So there you have it. A glowing review of the fic I'm going to post in about twelve hours.

[talesfromperdition]

OMG! I JUST PICKED MY BIRTHDAY! Baby I love you so much. I have no idea what I meant by it but I love you and don't ever drown because Bree will go all Baywatch on you and slow motion run into the water, pull you out, and lick your tonsils until you breathe. I think you are awesome so you should know that you are the absolute best. You are like in the top three of people I love like woah. Omg.

Dang dude, I was like sure you were trying to get me to even more so hate myself because you happened to bring up the only two things I was sensitive about on the whole freaking list. Haha. Whoa, that’s good bro, cause I was like, OMIGOD WHY DOES SHE HATE ME. 

Anyway, the drowning dream wasn’t that bad because the one before that was so freaking terrifying for no apparent reason, but still. 

I’m going to publish this because i need everyone to know that you’re going to slow motion run at me next time I drown, and I’m sure your knockers are bigger than me so I’ll be lying there like Dead, and winking at everyone watching on. Then smack the crap out of you when you lick my tonsils, but still. 

Edit: not bigger than ME, but bigger than MINE. God, they would be like 5 foot 5 knockers if they were bigger than me. HAHA

[talesfromperdition]

8 & 19. Also, I love you so much it hurts my penis. (Note: I don't have a penis)

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

First, I’m going to murder you because I swear I made it very obvious on tumblr that I had one of the worst freaking nightmares of my life last night, which I already described to the best of my ability (and I’m trying desperately to not remember but every second is etched in my memory. Seriously drinking tonight hoping I can get rid of the nightmares tonight). Joke’s on you, though, because I had a SECOND nightmare last night in which I was drowning. I don’t really fully understand it. Someone told me to put on a bikini and then my professor told me that I had to swim down into the ocean to find the exit and there we go. Humiliation and drowning. He was a hot professor, too. Too bad I looked foolish AND drowned. So, ha. I'm only a little a bit reliving the complete terror that was 3:20 am.

19. Do you like yourself?

Dude. What does it mean if you love me so much your penis hurts but you don’t have a penis? Does that mean you don’t love me? I think that means you don’t love me anymore. No, of course I don’t like myself. I don’t think anyone likes themselves. Simultaneously, I’m the best. But more than that, I hate myself and I hate being around myself and I hate everything about myself. Duuude, what the heck with your questions.

[talesfromperdition]

Write, you beautiful bitch, write. -This has been an inspirational message from Bree. You're welcome.

I actually started writing an hour early. You truly are an inspiration. (I'm getting wordy, too. So thanks for getting me back on track!)

[talesfromperdition]

Part of me wants to know if everyone has such extreme feels when it comes to WFL. I mean, I cried first (for the chapters I beta'd) so either way, I win. But still, it's just something I think about.

I don't know, bro. It's weird because some people I KNOW were emotional because they leave me messages in which they're throwing pillows at me or yelling at me or whatever; however, more recently, people just leave me a general "thank you for writing this" after they finish the whole thing. I don't get big, emotional comments much anymore, but I did as I was writing it. 

IDK bro. I just DK.

[talesfromperdition]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BITCH!!! (Now this shit is tumblr official.)

Haha. Thanks Bree! This is seriously like the fourth time, so you definitely win!