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*wistfully staring at the calendar and it's marked day for my trip to see my boyfriend and sighing dreamily*

I'm gonna destroy that boy ~w~

*sitting in the living room revising some sections of STGT when housemate wanders out*

"Hey I'm going to target, do you want some concealer for when you get back?"

*my lil walnut brain STRUGGLING to understand what they mean and my face doing the ò^ó with how hard I'm thinking*

".... for the hickies?"

*me proceeding to implode and nod as they walk away laughing*

Like damn... thanks supportive housemate but why you gotta call me out in my own home????

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Using my chewlery is nice and all, but imma need the ol 3lbs of raw homosexuality in my skull to not keep repeating that "I wish it was him".

Two weeks bud. Two weeks and he shall be chomped and nibbled like the chewlery. Om nom nom

But until then.... hush gay boy. He's literally 1,900+ miles away, you can't chomp him. Chew your silicone feather and hush.

Me aggressively filing paperwork at my desk for work: FUCKING. FUCK THIS. HATE THIS PLACE. STUPID STUPID. MAKE BRAIN ANGY.

*checks phone, sees boyfriend's face on lock screen*

Me now blushing and fidgeting: Boyffffffff ●///^///●

I need cuddles...

Everytime i get on here, i think about sex. I start to like, crave it lol .

I love shopping for the boyf.

Especially during American Eagle's ten dollars off jeans, 2 for 20 boxers/trunks, and free shipping.

I'm just the best girlfriend ever. That's all.

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