#boyfriend why

[lovekilled]

fuck

worked all evening of new years eve. Got home just in time to ring in the new year with my significant other. And what is he doing instead of spending the last minutes of year with me. He’s watching fairytale. Things like this always steam me up ><

[navig8tr]

Apparently the harder I laugh the more I squint and I don't know what to do with this information

[cornercreature]

being on top is great cos one minute im just happily grinding, then all of a sudden, WA-BAM! he thrusts rly hard and i smash my head into the wall

[pineapplefall-s]

Okay but boyfriend used to be really sweet like all the time (he is every once in a while now) but then he got into astrology and is A REALLY BIG DOUCHE LIKE UM?????

[hellokittygoodbyebrittany]

what the frick frack am I supposed to buy my boyfriend for christmas!?

[mattwizemuses]

It starts. I've been up all night. Boyfriend asks me where his underwear are, I say dryer. He goes to the laundry room and comes back with from what i can see NO undies in his hand.... But instead 2 ears of corn. And as he puts the corn away he says. "I found a pair in the dryer." I didn't see the underwear until he was laughing at me.

[spoopsheepy]

Boyfriend is explaining the later seasons Jojo's Bizarre Adventure to me.

"For instance Jolene's stand turns into string, so she can unravel people.  It's not a physical thing.  There's another one that can copy, um, it's a sticker, whatever you put it on it makes  a copy. But whenever you take it off it smashes itself back together.  So someone uses it to stop drowning by putting it on his nose, but when he takes it off it breaks it and he gets a bloody nose, you get it? Like in Diamond, the stands become more esoteric, like Jojo can break things and fix them.  Like he broke a rock and and a guy at the same time and it reformed inside him, so he was a living rock forever."

I'm really kinda distressed now.  I love the show and the manga but.  Boyfriend what are you talking about. This is so far beyond my field of knowledge.  I'm only on season three, damnit.

[girlysatan]

My boyfriend takes his favorite songs seriously... Him:-singing his favorite song- Me: hey sweet--... Him:SHUSH!! IAMSINGING! Me:uh okay Him:-resumes singing- WAT.....