#brad from monetization

[cant-get-worse-than-this]

Thinking about how when Brad said "literally every single person in accounting is bisexual". Does that mean there are other stuff like that? Because keeping in mind that Rachel is gay, it is safe to say that Brad is gay too (Brad being gay was already well known but I'm just laying the facts). I propose you this:

Everyone in monetization is gay.

[motherfuckingbrad]

megan ganz is the smartest woman alive because if Brad From Monetization was played by literally anyone else i would hate his stupid fucking guts for being so greedy and capitalistic and mean because that’s literally everything i’m against but because she got danny pudi to play brad i suddenly excuse every single one of his misdeeds and just want to wrap him up in a blanket and hug him to my chest. she’s brilliant

[jeonghanscheekboness]

Brad Bakshi headcanons

Because some ppl are woobifying him a little too much and I need to bring y’all back down to reality. he’s not a good person.

Yes he has a cat. It’s name is Trashcan, and it’s a feral cat that lives in Brad’s backyard. It brings Brad dead animals as gifts.

Brad hates dogs and isn’t afraid to tell a dog owner, to their face, that their dog is ugly.

He hates kids.

His favorite food is plain cheerios Or Brussels sprouts

He likes basketball and his favorite team is the Chicago Bulls.

He smokes. Poppy tried to get him to switch to vape but he thinks vaping is for pussies.

He rewatches Texas Chainsaw Massacre every Christmas.

Brad saw the Beastie Boys in concert 3 times.

If he’s in line at Starbucks and get the “pay it forward” chain, he just takes the free drink and stops the chain.

He has a bit of road rage

He’s never cried at a Disney movie

[kailimossmallow]

Let’s all agree. 

Brad from Monetization <3

[roman-roy-apologist]

What i need in mq s3:

-A Jo centric episode (bc she obv struggles w mental health and probably has struggled with undiagnosed mental illness i want to go more in-depth into that)

-Another brad centric episode (where it goes more into his childhood trauma and what his parents were like, how Zack was like and when he started struggling with self-image (i need a flashback scene omfg))

-David getting a win pls he needs one he literally lost everything, his parents got divorced, then he divorced his wife, then he broke up with the widow, and when he was finally coming to terms with that and considered mq his found family they all left him too like come onnnnnnnn

-Zack getting punched in the face (and preferably going to prison)

-Ian and Poppy finally learning to work together and just their dynamic is so cute

-More Jo Brad content (not in a shippy way) they’re so adorable omg

-Braddavid being canon (come on that scene in juicebox just 😘)

[jeonghanscheekboness]

But sir, he’s my emotional support supervillain

[jeonghanscheekboness]

Brad calling David ‘Davey’

Brad being the one who actually got David his job back.

David remembering Brad’s coffee order and bringing him coffee every Friday morning.

Them watching basketball games together.

David knowing all of Brad’s safe foods.

Brad listening to David talk about Berne Brown for an entire 20 minutes

David sending Brad obscure Kpop music videos at 1:00am. Brad actually watching them.

Them knowing a ridiculous amount of personal details about each other which disturbs everyone else but they act like it’s completely normal for two office-sharing coworkers.

[jeonghanscheekboness]

Thinking about how David is literally the only person who is nice to Brad. He’s the only person that genuinely likes Brad. Even Jo has her ulterior motives, but David just likes Brad and treats him like a friend.

And Brad probably knows that. And even though he’d never admit it to anyone, he probably cares a lot about David too.