He made me breathe funny.

| ash | he/him | #1 roman girly | faggot pussy confirmed |

[roman-roy-apologist]

IM THE NORMALEST GUY PLEASE FOLLOW ME FOR NORMAL THINGS

[kosmogrl]

july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good

[cannibalgender]

toxic lestat stans insisting that the train scene couldn’t possibly have taken place in any way shape or form because Lestat would never ever mock someone’s sexual abuse trauma as a survivor himself unlike everyone else on the show only for him to call armand a “rag doll for sale” in big boss. El em ay oh.

[annushka97]

I really don't like the narrative choice to have everything be Lestat's POV. When Louis and Armand were telling their stories, they were biased, but they were telling about themselves and the thing they saw. And if I understood correctly, here we somehow have Lestat telling us about Louis and Bruce, Louis and Regina, Louis and Daniel, Daniel and Armand. When he wasn't there. I don't like the implication that those emotional moments between other characters were filtered through Lestat's pov and weren't the real thing in the real world. It is confusing. Like... I was waiting for DM for so long and now I should think their moments could be made up or misrepresented by Lestat? Should I think he ships Daniel and Armand and thinks Daniel would push him against the wall and Armand would get hard about it? But in fact it could be all different? But then the plot always moves on as if Lestat was right about everybody, which he couldn't possibly be? Some contradiction would surely surface? Or did the writers just fucked up and mashed 'the Failures' with real world events in a confusing way? Help me figure it out...

[roman-roy-apologist]

maybe you don’t think this fictional character has an eating disorder. but i know better

[duriens]

I saw an interesting theory on TikTok via Twitter (link) that says that Armand in s03 is looking a bit disheveled, a bit sunken in the eyes and a bit gaunt, as opposed to the glow he's got in s02 when he's thriving and, supposedly, well fed (even though ancient vampires like him don't require as much blood as the younger ones). the theory is that, for whatever reason, Armand is starving himself or he's not feeding as much as he should, and in the books, it is true and repeated often that vampires get more human-like after they feed, their skin glows and their appearance becomes more healthy, so this is canon. Assad Zaman did define Armand in s03 as "hungry", and we all thought it to be metaphorical, but I guess it could also be in the literal sense. that'd be interesting!

[annushka97]

I'm confused why people ship Alex and Armand, but I do want to see more of their interaction. It is crazy how he mentioned that he was in a strange AA cult with a magical god-like creature and the band just went 'Meh, now go play the guitar'. Also, I think it would be a neat narrative device for Daniel to hear about the guy who soothes junkie white boys as a hobby and have some flashbacks about more tender moments when Armand cared for him during withdrawls. For me personally Armand's confesion would hit harder if we had a glimpse of Daniel remembering something before it.

[maxwyl]

i'm the toy that feels all things.

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[spending-life-pretending]

“why would armand even go to that concert it was clearly a trap” bro he is a self-destructive masochist. have we forgotten the situation with the children of darkness so quickly. “the vampire armand spotted at humiliation ritual” yeah and fork found in kitchen cmon now

[armandyke]

A lot of people on twitter like "I can't believe they made Armand a twink" do you think Daniel Molloy is the voice of god and absolute truth? do you think Daniel Molloy saying that stripped Armand of his hair and body fat? Do you think Daniel Molloy has the twink gift??

[solqreclipse]

”you block people over politics?” girl i block people if they don’t like the vampire armand

[armandyke]

I wake up. I play big boss by the vampire lestat 5000 times. I go to bed.

[armandyke]

if Lestat wanted to write a real diss track he should have hired an armandcel

[brian-kinney-apologist]

I'm gonna post this now for no reason at all :)

[tim-official]

as lead scientist of furry pornography research division im proud to announce we have successfully developed the fabled "hoofjob"

[tim-official]

ow. ow. ow. ow

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[tallerinsomniacs]

is beyoncé loumandpilled 😳😳