Alright, Lain, what exactly did Runaan do to get him banned from touching your braid? I'm sure I could ask him, but it's more fun to heear it from you XD
This is very hard to talk about. A tragedy. I was a changed elf.
It all happened one beautifully squishy day. While Runaan was snobbing the recruits, I was teaching them. He’s a good bro, but he’s not so good at the talky-talky. Anyway, I was just standing there, mocking him as bros do, and then he’s hauling me around by my hair, which is, like, super ow, and yelling something all high and mighty about controlling the enemy by any means necessary.
Not cool, I know, but me being the cool bro I am decided to add to his lesson with ingenuity. Ethari came over to braid our hair together. Friendship braidselet <3.
And then he ruined it by going all crazy assassin bro and hauling me over his shoulder, which is, like, also super ow, and then he sliced my poor baby braidby right off. That’s braid baby, in case you don’t speak me.
I told him how un-bro-fessional that was, and he snobbed me.
*sob*
Excuse me. It’s hard to speak through my tears.
When Runaan realized the full extent of his crimes, he said I could lead the training sessions until my braid came back. He had no idea what was coming for him.