GREETINGS T0 ALL A YA'LL. MY NAME IS M0HAME ZAHHAK, THE AUTH0R 0F THIS VERY BL0G Y0U ARE CURRENTLY TAKING INT0 VIEW. I'M, ADMITTEDLY, NEW T0 THIS ENTIRE SMUCK--LIFE IS A NEVERENDING SERIES 0F LEARNING S0METHING NEW, AND I W0ULD HAVE IT N0 0THER FUCKING WAY. I'VE BEEN WATCHING 0THERS, INCLUDING S0ME 0F Y0U GUYS, 0N THIS PLATF0RM SENDING 0UT PERI0DIC GREETERS, AND I ASSUME THAT IS GENERALLY THE REGULAR BEHAVI0UR T0WARDS NEW 'F0LL0WERS?'
ANYWAY.
I'M CURRENTLY NINE SWEEPS, AND I HAVE A PASSI0N F0R FASHI0N *R0B0TICS.*
I THINK I CAN C00K PRETTY FUCKING 8=DECENTLY, AND I'M PR0BABLY FALLING INT0 THAT 'LING0' THAT W0ULD NAME ME A "S0CIAL JUSTICE WARRI0R," AS FAR AS MY UNDERSTANDING 0F THE TERM BELAYS.
WHAT'S UP?