Jan 18, 2019
Backdrop for OWP on the Word radio:
https://theword.radio/series/oops-wrong-planet
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Backdrop for OWP on the Word radio:
https://theword.radio/series/oops-wrong-planet
Happy Birthday, big boy. I hope the year ahead brings you happiness.
So do I! Holy fuck. I hope anything will bring me happiness at this point in my life! And, god damn, I miss you so much on Twitter. Still to this day, I'm honored to know I've met you.
Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
Whoa! This is Los Angeles. A bus would never reach 50 miles per hour in our traffic. Your plan is flawed, Mr. Payne.
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
One. Two-hoo. Three... Four. Fah-hive. Six. Seven. Eight. Nah-Hine. WATCH THE TEETH! Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry! I lose count after that.