#brainrot queue

[vallahaii]

Oh let me tell you about Flutter, she is lovely truly but-

-I can't help but wonder how far she could truly fly.

Think about it! She can fly for so long, but how high up could she reach?

Wild horses represent a sort of freedom too, don't they? Emancipation from all that binds, no chains, no leashes, no work

I wish you could have been free, too, yet here you are, and still you serve

I hope one day you get to know the open sky just like butterflies, just like horses on the plains, just like you dream

[vallahaii]

"Is that a working camera? Where did you find something like that...?"

"I am a sleuth, Mr. Timesly. There is little that eludes me."

”Alright, well... Today we’ll be making sablés bretons — I read about them, apparently they’re from France! Er, wherever that is… Ah, I'm not too terribly well-versed in presenting...”

Totally baseless headcanon but, since he also seems to bake, I like to imagine Dyle’s pitch to A/D to join the show was for him to encourage multiculturalism (like that "elementary school globalism" aesthetic of the early 2000s) and travel via his trains, showing off aspects of cultures all around the world like their sights with Brusha and Shelly or their cuisines with Sprout and Cosmo — and that all the reading up he’s done about the subject matched with his intellect has made him somewhat of a polyglot :’))

also yes this is covert timecapsule but I'm being restrained so you don't have to read it that way /goofy

[vallahaii]

🔍"How does an entire person disappear into the walls like this...?"

🕰️ "With careful planning, I suppose. Having found this room... You're Rodger, yes?"

🔍"How do you figure that without an introduction?"

🕰️ "I get the distinct feeling I'm not supposed to talk to you — and I desperately want to see what's inside your briefcase."

🔍 "It's just investigative work; I don't believe it's anything you would want to ruminate on."

🕰️ "Sounds fascinating, actually."

I've been told that smashing these glass faces together is called timecapsule and I think that's cutieful ehehe 🫶 because I'm utterly deranged I'll probably also refer to it as originalsin in my own head

The terrible duality of being both the snake and the apple, to be knowledge that craves to be sought yet knowing that yearning to be found only dooms a seeker of knowledge to potential suffering — we're banned from communicating, but I think that only draws us more. Is it because you're fascinating? Is that why I'm not allowed? Let's whisper our secrets in the dark behind closed doors so as not to be overheard; I want to know everything, I want to talk forever, will you lend me your time?

[vallahaii]

hey wait that's not dyle and it's also not halloween (I don't care how dogshit his movement is I want him !!!!!! what do you mean I have to wait eight months !!!!!)

smth about his stat spread implying significant intelligence and dexterity despite his low movement . fascinating . also smth delightfully trans in the air about him given how insecure he is without his armor, saying he doesn't feel like himself without it — and how he refuses to take it off ever even when he's being offered a service . is the armor gender affirming buddy . also every time I see him drawn as a twink an angel is taken out back and old yellered

stay tuned for when I push my knight/princess agenda with him and glisten

[vallahaii]

so that short huh

wife's on some rapunzel bullshit with that veritable nautical rope of his how heavy do you think that shit is

[vallahaii]

ahhh no thoughts head empty just him . awful day but the new dyle fit for easter made it marginally better bc I've been hoping he'd get one so ...... it's as shrimple as that ...... he looks so cutieful all in pink and he's just as hateful as ever /goofy

Dyle's new skin in particular (as well as thinking about the Christmas skin) makes me sooo sick because while y'know, in reality the devs are just giving the shopkeepers skins for the holidays because it's a cute thematic change of pace for the lobby for everyone to enjoy, for Dyle it makes me extremely emo because there's no doubt he had to either make his outfits all by himself or borrow them from another toon of a similar size — and given there's not rly anybody his size, it's probably the former :'))

He was, no doubt, never actually included in seasonal events in Gardenview while it was running because he was never meant to be seen, so he's got to be pulling together scraps just so he can join in, as he can't possibly have been made or given any official outfits of his own,,, he's the world's fakest idgafer I just know it oughhhh he tries so hard ...... he willingly goes out of his way to dress with the rest, he just wants to be a part of it all :')

[vallahaii]

hmmm wasn't FULLY happy w/ how these turned out but they're ok :3c Felix ......

giving him a wrist brace bc treat this artist better than I treat myself

[vallahaii]

Sunny :))

"why would a bear need a bear suit isn't that redundant" why because Sunny is a human trying to fit in a human suit, of course