#bram pls

[poopmcdildos]

@waterdeers their birthday is cancelled guys

[kyukicho]

100,000 killed with thousands of those individually impaled.

Population of his kingdom at the time: ~500,000

Boy you killed ONE FIFTH of your whole population's worth of enemies!

[moonmaidenboy]

01. running their thumb over the others bottom lip slowly. <- katya wants to tease him until he dies

🤐 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ⁀➴ @silvertiefling ⭑.ᐟ

⏾⋆.˚ A DEEP, THUNDER-LIKE rumble rippled through Bram at the sudden contact. It was almost illegal how alluring the woman before him was. Bram captured Katya's hand before she could pull it away.

"You play dirty," he said, but he didn't sound very upset about it. In fact, based off of the tell-tale twinkle in his warm, amber eyes. "If you wanna kiss, all you gotta do is ask, gorgeous."

[poopmcdildos]

Vape post

I can;t believe someone I love unfollowed me

[poopmcdildos]

@tranquildorian does not always approve of what I say while @tranquilhawke silently watches

[poopmcdildos]

My aesthetic in 10 pics using stuff on my phone B)

[poopmcdildos]

My bf was talking about art software and as soon as he said layers I shut down because I only had one thing on my mind "Onion has many layers"

[poopmcdildos]

I am that asshole friend who will send you old jokes which you can't get out of your head for at least 3 weeks