#brandom history

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This just in: Wonka is ... gone. -Fox

Oh dear

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Butters, under the effects of an M!A, kissed Mini against their will, so Bask ate their head off. Then Wonka had cut Bask open to get the head and Bask revealed that he does not trust Wonka totally. Bask and Wonka's relationship is now going poorly. In other news, Pam is in a coma and I have a ghost to fight. -Fox, as ever.

Oh no.. I’d ask questions but most of those seem to be answered for themselves. Best of wishes to everyone involved.

Who are you fighting, @fox-features-syndicate-official?

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Mounds is now a fox Jolly is lonely Beef is now a dire wolf and they are killing livestock Laffy is still a alien goat that eats cans. Turns out mini tried to kill coldstone.

Golly, another news blast!

So, @official-mounds is a fox now. How’s that going, mounds?

@jolly-rancher-unofficial I’m so sorry to hear that you’re feeling lonely, maybe someone can give them a hug for me? I don’t have any arms so I can’t do so myself. Hope you feel better soon, Jolly.

@beefjerkynon-official I hope it’s not any livestock that people need to make food with, how’s being a dire wolf going?

@laffytaffy-lives Golly, how to cans taste?

@mini-laffytaffy, I thought you were friends with @unofficial-coldstone-hell. What happened?

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Hi. I'm Gary, the Intern. I was told to tell you that today is the beginning of Peace Week, Bask built Fox a new body, Mercer, Mettaton, Napsta, Maddy, and maybe eMercer are on the loose as horrible monsters, and that Kmart might be on their way to go murder Beef. Fox would have told you, but he's having a mental breakdown of some sort.

I hope @fox-features-syndicate-official feels better soon.

Happy Peace Week everyone!

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Mettaton's been trying to poach ice dragons. Mini and Wonka may have been eaten, Mounds almost died, I damaged Maddy's soul, Maddy destroyed my body, and then I got a new one. -Fox

Golly, that’s a lot of news.

@mttbrand-official, might we know why you’re poaching ice dragons?

@mini-laffytaffy, are you two alright?

@official-mounds, what happened?

As for Maddy, I’m not sure who that is @fox-features-syndicate-official.

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Oh, also, a few days ago Wonka said told Bask that he loved him in French. -Definitely not Fox

Aww, love seems to be in the air folks!

@the-ghost-of-willy-wonka and @unofficial-baskin-robbins-fuck, care to comment?

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pop rocks got possessed by scooby snacks

Oh golly, that is quite the predicament!

@poprocksthecandy, are you back to your usual self?

@scooby-snacks-official, how’d it feel to possess someone?

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History Update

Waffle House has been abducting the children of the brandom. Their intentions seem good, however that doesn’t mean that the kidnapping itself isn’t bad. Kidnapping is still kidnapping, after all.

@the-waffle-house-official, care to comment? And anyone else that may know something on this matter? My inbox is open in case you wish to remain anonymous, your identities are safe with me my friends.