Sep 21, 2014
Brandon: You mean, "You turned my floppy disk into a hard drive."
09/20/14.
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Brandon: You mean, "You turned my floppy disk into a hard drive."
09/20/14.
Brandon: Ducks stink.
Kristina: You know what animals stink? Brandons.
09/20/14.
Kristina: How do you turn on this fan..
Brandon: .. You.. PLUG IT IN!!
09/20/14.
Johnny: Where do you wanna go to college?
Kevin: Uhh, UC Palomar, UCLA, UC Irvine..
Johnny: You could be the first person in our family to go to UCLA!
Brandon: You could be the first person in our family to go to Kaplan College
07/05/14.
Sejuani.
*Talking to Brandon on Skype*
Brandon:*types on League* let's beat this quick
Sejuani:*types back* Yeah. Our dinner should be ready in 20 min and hopefully my kids won't give me crap about it.
Jen:HE HAS KIDS, BRANDON
Brandon:OH MY. HOW OLD IS HE? ASK HIM HOW OLD HE IS HE'S PROBABLY 30 SOMETHING
Jen:NO THAT'S WEIRD.. You do it!
Brandon:No..
Jen:This Sejuani isn't very good..
Brandon:*types* hey how old are you sejuani
Sejuani:*types back* 24. why..
Brandon:AH. HE'S ONLY 24!!
Brandon:*types back* kk thnx. no reason.
04/21/14.