#brasslungs

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TIME TO NEVER GET IM TO MAKE STAFF REGRET THEIR DESIGN CHOICES

Lmao I’m specifically avoiding IM on several of my side accounts for this reason

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lmao I wrapped everything and was on card duty, the papyrus cards are the only not Xmas ones here for some raisin. enjoy ur box 'o stuff yo

My box of stuff is superlative. Truly a stuff box worthy of memory!

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no that is what i meant, i'm just a dumb and refer to some people i keep in high regard with honorifics in front of their name and i'm like "faer vees is grammatically incorrect and clunky as shit". i know it doesn't come up often enough to be important probably but nb everything is hard to find info for so 😶 tl;dr i figured it'd be easier to ask your preference than to guess

http://genderqueeries.tumblr.com/titles

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gluten free carb substitutes are all universally shit tho, the textures are all wrong and nasty and everyone's like "but nothing is different lol???" i would legit die for non goopy pasta and bread that was not a disaster 🙃

BOY HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU THEN MY FRIEND

Hit up your local japanese or panasian grocer and ask for their buckwheat soup noodles (this may be called soba noodles I am genuinely unsure if there is a difference here) because they are a fuckign gift.

They don’t swell up to nine times their natural size like corn noodles, they don’t develop a glue like rice noodles, they are just perfectly reasonable pasta noodles all on their own, totally unobjectionable, and they’re even like in the correct ballpark price range for spaghetti instead of being pointlessly, cruelly expensive.

DO NOT SALT THE WATER THOUGH THIS MAKES THEM WEIRD

Always read the ingredients (most of them have an english section in addition to a japanese-or-whatever-the-country-of-origin-for-the-brand-is section) for “wheat” or any wheat derivatives, but yeah, holy shit, they are so good.

And, critically, they come in little bundles that are 1 serving size (~300kcal) so you don’t even have to measure them???? It’s amazing. They are so good. I use them almost exclusively now, because you basically can’t fuck them up. As long as you put them on a timer and don’t let them boil into mush, they are so consistently perfect. Even more consistent than regular wheat noodles, tbh. Also they only need to boil for 5 minutes instead of 12!

I love them.

I love them so much. They are the best.

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the undertale fusion post makes me think we're careening towards onceler land

What undertale fusion post?

Sorry I’ve been on my other blogs and I am thinking of the Ah Yes They Are Both Named Asriel post, but I think you’re probably referring to something else

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hi hello replies are dead. buying shit on the itunes store requires an appleID login which you then hook to a cc/debit card and can purchase music. purchases are only separated in itunes playlists, otherwise they live in the same place itunes keeps your music library. i can throw together screenshots if you want but ymmv because i use a mac.

That just seems like a hassle. I think I will just try to find some way to donate ten bucks to the guy and rip his soundcloud account, because tha will literally be less hassle.

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as an aside, tumblr mobile has your previous av cached for me and it's incredibly disorienting seeing your av beside a post as a pumpkin and then the iceberg mid post. more points against tumblr devs.

Pff, nice work tumblr.

That’s hilarious to me, tho. A perfect encapsulation of the early november transformation sequence

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WHAT IS EVEN. MAX IS NOT A TRIANGLE I ???????? what is happening I'm so confused ;-;

We were all confused. Let the confusion wash through you, until you come to accept it as a fact of life.