some skaia 99 gems from the discord because hopy shit batman
feat. @doomux and @brassrebel because We Are All Love The Hardy Boys
DAVE: going to meetings
DAVE: writing stuff down
DAVE: you love that nerd stuff
SOLLUX: wriiting down thiing2 ii2 nerdy? what do you do?
DAVE: just forget stuff like a cool person
DAVE: alright fine
DAVE: if you guys wont help me
DAVE: i guess ill just get myself off
RUFIOH:
SOLLUX:
DAVE:
DAVE: context
DAVE: context was important on that one
DAVE: tell him
DAVE: thats what friends do
SOLLUX: nope.
SOLLUX: iim gonna waiit tiill iim on my deathbed, get iin the la2t word, and then diie iimediiately.
DAVE: thats your plan for dealing with this
SOLLUX: that2 my plan for dealiing with everythiing.
SOLLUX: ii have 2eventy 2even argument2 iim goiing two wiin that way.
SOLLUX: do you want two know how ii actually hurt my wrii2t.
DAVE: yes
SOLLUX: ii wa2 hula hoopiing.
SOLLUX: ii attend a cla22 for fiitne22 and for fun.
DAVE: oh my god
SOLLUX: iive ma2tered all the moves.
SOLLUX: the piizza to22, the tornado, the 2corpiion, the oop2iie-doodle.
DAVE: wait
DAVE: why are you telling me this
SOLLUX: becau2e no one wiill ever beliieve you.
DAVE:
DAVE: you sick son of a bitch
SOLLUX: waiit a 2econd, 2triider.
SOLLUX: you bu2ted through a wiindow for no rea2on?
DAVE: basic police tactic sollux
DAVE: cover every exit
SOLLUX: iit wa2 a 2ealed wiindow on the fiifth floor.
SOLLUX: you could have ju2t gone iin the door with rufiioh.
DAVE: yeah but then what would my catchphrase have been
DAVE: knock knock
DAVE: whos there
DAVE: justice
DAVE: ooh thats actually amazing
DAVE: rufioh write that down
RUFIOH: already d1d.
DAVE: im nineteen
DAVE: im a celebrity
DAVE: and today
DAVE: im gonna die
RUFIOH: not one word of that 1s true.
DAVE: we should celebrate
DAVE: why dont we go to a bar and drink in silence
SOLLUX: cool.
SOLLUX: 2ound2 good.
DAVE: no
DAVE: i was being a bitch
DAVE: how did you not pick up on that
DAVE: oh come on
DAVE: im a few minutes late so youre going to call me out in front of everyone
SOLLUX: good iidea.
SOLLUX: everyone, gather around 2o ii can call out 2triider iin front of you.
JADE: just be yourself!
DAVE: be myself?
DAVE: jade i have one day to win over your parents
DAVE: how long did it take before you guys started liking me
JOHN: couple weeks.
RUFIOH: s1x months.
SOLLUX: jury2 stiil out.
DAVE: see jade
DAVE: "be myself"
DAVE: what kind of garbage advice is that
