#doomux

[branblessed-blog]

some skaia 99 gems from the discord because hopy shit batman

feat. @doomux and @brassrebel because We Are All Love The Hardy Boys

DAVE: going to meetings DAVE: writing stuff down DAVE: you love that nerd stuff SOLLUX: wriiting down thiing2 ii2 nerdy? what do you do? DAVE: just forget stuff like a cool person

DAVE: alright fine DAVE: if you guys wont help me DAVE: i guess ill just get myself off RUFIOH: SOLLUX: DAVE: DAVE: context DAVE: context was important on that one

DAVE: tell him DAVE: thats what friends do SOLLUX: nope. SOLLUX: iim gonna waiit tiill iim on my deathbed, get iin the la2t word, and then diie iimediiately. DAVE: thats your plan for dealing with this SOLLUX: that2 my plan for dealiing with everythiing. SOLLUX: ii have 2eventy 2even argument2 iim goiing two wiin that way.

SOLLUX: do you want two know how ii actually hurt my wrii2t. DAVE: yes SOLLUX: ii wa2 hula hoopiing. SOLLUX: ii attend a cla22 for fiitne22 and for fun. DAVE: oh my god SOLLUX: iive ma2tered all the moves. SOLLUX: the piizza to22, the tornado, the 2corpiion, the oop2iie-doodle. DAVE: wait DAVE: why are you telling me this SOLLUX: becau2e no one wiill ever beliieve you. DAVE: DAVE: you sick son of a bitch

SOLLUX: waiit a 2econd, 2triider. SOLLUX: you bu2ted through a wiindow for no rea2on? DAVE: basic police tactic sollux DAVE: cover every exit SOLLUX: iit wa2 a 2ealed wiindow on the fiifth floor. SOLLUX: you could have ju2t gone iin the door with rufiioh. DAVE: yeah but then what would my catchphrase have been DAVE: knock knock DAVE: whos there DAVE: justice DAVE: ooh thats actually amazing DAVE: rufioh write that down RUFIOH: already d1d.

DAVE: im nineteen DAVE: im a celebrity DAVE: and today DAVE: im gonna die RUFIOH: not one word of that 1s true.

DAVE: we should celebrate DAVE: why dont we go to a bar and drink in silence SOLLUX: cool. SOLLUX: 2ound2 good. DAVE: no DAVE: i was being a bitch DAVE: how did you not pick up on that

DAVE: oh come on DAVE: im a few minutes late so youre going to call me out in front of everyone SOLLUX: good iidea. SOLLUX: everyone, gather around 2o ii can call out 2triider iin front of you.

JADE: just be yourself! DAVE: be myself? DAVE: jade i have one day to win over your parents DAVE: how long did it take before you guys started liking me JOHN: couple weeks. RUFIOH: s1x months. SOLLUX: jury2 stiil out. DAVE: see jade DAVE: "be myself" DAVE: what kind of garbage advice is that

[brassrebel]

❛ so, ❜  small talk has not always been your strongest feat- but at least you aren't avoiding them. ❛ living on a planet with just kids, huh? must be very freeing, and not dangerous at all!!  ❜

@doomux

[branblessed-blog]

i...dont have any explanation for this,

[branblessed-blog]

@doomux: angry bee buzzing @brassrebel: nervous moth squeaks dave: distressed crow screaming

[branblessed-blog]

someone please remove discord from us we have too much power

[vanpchamp-blog]

       ❝    Your planet sounds...    pretty    interesting..                 But let’s   n e v e r   talk about it ever again, okay ?   ❞

       ‘ doomux  ♡

[heirchanged-blog]

doomux replied to your post: ok but. that still doesn’t make you not a...

ehehe you’re talkiing two a corp2e at thii2 poiint dude.

none’a my business bro.

[savecrab]

@doomux ||  ♡

                ‘ God FUCKING dammit, you can be so fucking infuriating                          you bifurcated SACK OF BEHEMOTH LEAVINGS.’  

  For as OFTEN as they got along, they fought, too. Name calling was slung on both sides, and there was no difference between now and then; other than KARKAT being the charge of this merry group of eleven other misfits. At the very least, Sollux could PRETEND to give half a damn about what the nubby troll had to say.