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Paying for his duck crimes

#OKAY CONTEXT #so last year I was dating a French horn player #and as part of his Christmas gift I got him a stuffed duck(puppet)#this was around the time that our school’s musical was starting #and we play as a part of the pit #in pit- we have ‘pit pets’#pretty much just an excuse to have a shit ton of stuffed animals down there #and so he used the duck as his pit pet #the torture and abuse to the duck started last year when the trumpets woukd shove their mutes in the duck #and now it has continued #the French horn was absent today because they don’t have their parts yet(the musical book did not include any F horns- so they got to stay-#-home)#and so while he was gone- the trumpets kidnapped and tortured the duck #bread hates school #bread does band #bread does musical

As promised- my cursed music theory project

https://docs.google.com/file/d/1JEZ22UA2wit2QMmCS78goq42KYQImED0/edit?usp=docslist_api&filetype=mspresentation

Le Music Theory Project.pptx

This is legitimately exactly what I turned in

I changed nothing

#the one thing I didn’t include #was me apologizing to my teacher for my lack of mental stability on one of the slides #but that was a comment and not actually something there #music theory #bread hates school

Well now both of these are incorrect, huh Mr. professor?

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Pls someone for the love of god help me write this stupid fucking essaatyyy

#bread hates school #I have government #have to write a fake letter to a congressman about an issue- why it’s an issue and propose a solution

Having a funeral for all my school alarms if anyone wants to join me

#bread hates school #why did I get emotionally attached to these.#this should not be able to happen #what the fuck.#why do I feel sad about this.#d u d e #you are not about to cry over fucking *ALARMS*

So I’m learning about enlightenment philosophers

#this is John Locke btw #he didn’t want men without property to be allowed to be in parliament #hence the no property instead of no bitches thing #bread hates school #I’m not procrastinating #not at allll

First day back and one class has already assigned

1 group assignment

2 forty minute videos

A journal and quiz(our normal weekly work)

One test covering the last four units(including this one) next week

And an Essay due in two weeks

I’m gonna kill my professor :((((

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B r u h

If I get flagged for plagiarism on this essay I’m gonna be so fucken pissed

It’s my CITATIONS

LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE CITATION IS FLAGGED- AND UTS ALMOST EVERY WORD IN THE CITATION

TWENTY OUT OF THIRTY ONE PERCENT OF MY PLAGIARISM REPORT IS JUST MY CITATIONS

AND ALMOST ALL OF THE REST IS DUMB SHIT LIKE “Governor’s term of office” “House of Delegates”

Like at WORST it’s stuff like “Senators serve four year terms, and Delegates serve two year terms and have..” like,,, there’s only so much phrasing I can change dude- I wrote this all without looking at the source, just my notes, which I did my best to use my own words on

And it’s saying I plagiarized another student’s paper (from a completely different class as far as I’m aware) like,, of course language is going to be similar, we’re a bunch of fucking teenagers using more immature, not-quite-college-level language

Grrrr I hate TurnItIn

#it flags #literally #EVERYTHING #there have been multiple instances- this essay included- where it’ll flag one singular word #like ‘the’#I’m not joking #it’s so fucjing stupid #bread hates school

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