#bread-and-wine

[dear-evergreen]

Seth won't stop screenshotting my snap chats and putting chickens on my face.

[ishouldbealumberjack]

Seth says he likes my beard and that's all that matters.

[ishouldbealumberjack]

Look at that beard!!! Parents, hide ya daughters!

You make me sound like a trench-coat-wearing, neck-bearded type of criminal . Haha.

[ishouldbealumberjack]

You did too learn something, Matt! Don't even play.

I am well-versed in the ways of surface areas and their direct correlation to heat diffusion after a semester of Thermodynamics. Don’t even play bruh.

[ishouldbealumberjack]

Seth keeps sending me tons of emojis and I told him I can't receive them because I have an old phone and they just show up as boxes.

So he continues to send them and then proceeds to say what they are in words afterwards. What a sweetheart.

[ishouldbealumberjack]

Fan of butt pats?

Yes

[ishouldbealumberjack]

Can you pull the full beard? I think we talked about it before... But dude, woo. The ladies would be swooning.

Not like yours, man. Apparently being able to grow one in fifth grade and rapidity of growth does not grant you fullness factor.

Ladies (and men) already be swooning at you(rs).

[ishouldbealumberjack]

How could someone not fall in love with you? Your tumblah is covered in kittens and wood. Manliness and tenderness combined. Watch out, ladies.

Because some people are “allergic”, or something, to cats. Thanks bud.

Although you should take a look at your own blog (and face). Luscious, sensuous, beard-covered blog.