#breakdownsbuttlights

[chuchuorifelio]

I just had to draw him drying his hair

(design by the @breakdownsbuttlights)

[thedragonflyao3]

So I'm a weaver now. @breakdownsbuttlights makes the bestest humanformers art. And I'm attempting to make a human!Drift cosplay based on her art.

[lostcybertronian]

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I'm just glad to be writing again. I don't care.

Once again inspired by @breakdownsbuttlights Humanformers AU, Dratchet.

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Stepping through the door into their home brought immense relief. Drift paused at the threshold to flip the kitchen light, flooding the space with a warm glow. He’d taken great pains to get the house cleaned up in Ratchet’s absence; Ratchet’s issues of The Lancet and Science were stacked neatly on the counter instead of scattered about the living room, and Drift’s various cooking tools were put away instead of being piled by the sink, waiting for their next use. Even the floor was pristine.

“Do you want anything to eat?” Drift wheeled Ratchet further into the house, settling him by the kitchen counter while he unpacked the plastic shopping bag hanging from one wrist. Half a dozen prescription bottles went into a tidy line, one by one. “Anything has to be better than hospital food.”

“I’m not hungry, kid.” Dark circles ringed Ratchet’s tired, bloodshot eyes and it felt like his limbs were made of lead. But he still managed a small smile. “If it’s all the same to you, I’d like to hit the hay.”

Drift was already nodding and untwisting the caps of each pill bottle, checking and double-checking the labels like he hadn’t already memorized what they were and when to give them. “I’m not hungry, either,” he added, casual, like this was just another night in. Like Ratchet hadn’t spent the past three nights in the hospital, like this wasn’t his second heart attack.

Like he wasn’t already showing the signs of congestive heart failure.

Drift pressed the pills into his slightly quivering hands, then a glass of water, then a kiss to his temple. “Take them. They’ll make you feel better.”

Ratchet shot him a look that asked exactly which of us is the doctor, here, but obediently downed the pills. 

They fell into bed an exhausted tangle, Ratchet’s head buried in Drift’s chest and his arms wrapped solidly around his waist, one hand gripping his shirt like he would disappear if he let go.

Drift clutched him close, pressing kisses to Ratchet’s unwashed mop of hair, running his hands over his back in soothing circles. Some of the tension left him when Ratchet’s breathing went from short and strained to even and mostly smooth, but despite getting next to no rest the past few days– even after they kicked him out of the hospital, when visiting hours closed– Drift wouldn’t sleep a wink.

[blasphberry]

*trips on buttlight’s blog and accidentally doodles humanformers* oops

for real tho, @breakdownsbuttlights dratchet has given me the fuzzies and i cant resist the urge to doodle them i luv them so much aasjfsdkjhgskh

[kiskekkatica]

Inspired by @breakdownsbuttlights' art and writings

[alpacalamamama]

AU WHERE DEADLOCK JOINS THE SCAVS 👏

Im so in love with @breakdownsbuttlights hf deadlock design i CANT HES SO GORGEOUS

the timeline needs to be played with a bit for this to all come together, but in this au lock stumbles across the scavs instead of going to the crystal city and eventually becoming drift. HERE, he stays as deadlock, and the scavs eventually start taking on the occasional bounty hunting job. he becomes a sort of ghost story, the ruthless killer under megatrons command who one day disappeared without a trace, UNTIL they eventually come across the lost light, where there are more than a few familiar faces

BIG thank u and shout out to breakdownsbuttlights for not only creating this amazing nasty man but for giving permission to draw him! <3 <‘^, , )~~

(shout out to to @sharkrocket for the design of fulcs and misfires outfits :D!)

[libermachinae]

🌻

i do some internal audits for three different departments, which used to mean creating three separate spreadsheets, but today i figured out how to do it all in one 8) and im so excited about it i made an example sheet to share

ok so the first smart thing i did was tell the spreadsheet to start figuring out my sample sizes for me instead of. doing it by hand. which is what i was doing for absolutely no reason.

then i assign each item in the report an ID #. at this point, i used to go into my testing sheet and =RAND()*[total items] for however large the sample was to get my list. but that would always create a bunch of duplicates, so i'd have to lock in the unique IDs, then keep redoing the duplicates until they were all unique.

BUT NO LONGER. im still using RAND(), but its just lined up with the IDs, not generating them. then,

my favorite part.

the first part of each line figures out which department its pulling for, depending on the sample size. if it's got enough of one, it'll move on to the next, until they're all accounted for.

filter creates a range specific to each department, and then its sorted by the RAND() values i pointed out above, randomizing the order. and from there it pulls samples one by one until its time to move to the next department.

no more duplicates!! AND i can do everything on one sheet 😌

[a-s-illustrations]

Many thanks to the amazing @breakdownsbuttlights for letting me colour her humanformer Drift design. I have always loved this design and was finally pleased enough with my skills to think I could do justice to this piece!