#breakfast adventures

[hyperdontia-yabbering]

#mysidewaysmeal

[killcheap]

The Time Traveling Toaster: Breakfast from the Future - Short Story

It was an ordinary Saturday morning when I first discovered that my toaster had a secret. I had just come back from the farmer’s market, arms laden with fresh produce and bakery delights. I set everything down on the kitchen counter and reached for the toaster, intending to make my usual breakfast of avocado toast. As I was about to insert a slice of bread, I noticed a peculiar button on the…

The Time Traveling Toaster: Breakfast from the Future - Short Story

[purrusaurus]

does prosciutto and spicy pepperoni mix well in an egg? idk but im abt to find out

[amadnessofmuses]

Breakfast Adventures

Dinner the night before with Michael and Adam had taken way longer than Dean ever thought it would and by the time they were finally calling it a night, a couple of beers, half a bottle of wine and 6 apple juice/whiskey shots later it was too late to be showing anyone around a town that had rolled up the sidewalks an hour ago. It didn’t leave a lot to be seen or explored or people to meet unless Michael liked looking at dark buildings while sneaking through their empty parking lots. So the night had ended with Adam nodding off at the table, thank something for the invention of sugar free apple juice and him and Michael calling it a night with the promise that they would meet the next day. 

Dean didn’t have to be in till the afternoon at the garage, covering for Benny’s day off while he went wedding planning with his soon bride to be. He was glad the best man didn’t have to come for that. Cake and food testing on the other hand he as completely down for. Adam was already at school and that left him standing at the stove frying up some bacon and eggs for him and Michael as he waited for the door bell to ring.

He had a list of things he wanted to show him around town, one being the store he had stated he needed to go to. Which was why he was fixing bacon and egg sandwiches to go seeing as the man had an empty fridge at his own fault since he hadn’t managed to get him to the store before it closed. A peace offering, not that he thought he needed one.

“COME IN!” He shouted when he heard the door bell, reaching out to turn the down the classic rock he had playing over the sound of the grease popping in the pan. 

“You a coffee guy or an orange juice guy?” he asked looking over at Michael when he showed up in the kitchen, flashing him an easy grin.

Both the orange juice and a pot of fresh brewed coffee sat on the counter waiting to be poured.

“Cups are in the cabinet above. I think there are some travel ones too if you want it to go, they might have super hero’s on them so you know, chose wisely,” he added.

[cryptid-of-the-borderlands]

In other news

I have been up all night and have decided that since it’s relatively morning, I was going to eat breakfast. One cup of coffee, a fried egg and buttered toast later.... Not sure what day it is, but at least I’m fed.

[myfegisbetterthanyourfeg]

So I'm in line at whataburger for breakfast and somehow idk a Mercedes ended up going thru the drive through line and is super pissed bc there are cars blocking her getting out. This whataburger had 2 lanes and she's trying to weave between the two to make her way out. Now she's out of the car at the driveup window demanding to talk to the manager saying she's going to call 911 bc it's a "hazard". And now the lady in another car is laughing at her and calling her stupid and now they are calling each other bitch. And she's still threatening to call 911. Omg and the best part is that I was the one unintentionally blocking her final escape bc they made me pull forward to wait on my food. I didn't realize I'd get breakfast and entertainment when I left my house I'm seriously laughing at this lady

[madlost1]

Tfw you drop an egg and for a split second you forget it’s an egg so you try to catch it between your leg and the counter.

[frisking-in-time-and-space-blog]

Well, I was gonna make sausages to go with the pancakes, but a quick glance in the fridge revealed nothing but water sausages, which made me remember that, no Frisk, they aren't on the surface yet and thus do not have access to pork or beef. Well, I refuse to grill water sausages, so I hope Bonezilla and mini-me like cheesy eggs.