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Hotpot with Loki and cheshire?

Cheshire: You're telling me you don't have a type?

Loki: ... am I supposed to?

Cheshire: No one you want to be around, not even a social clique?

Loki: Why should it matter?

Cheshire: You have to have some type of book club or writer's circle or something!

Loki: And what's your type of group? A harem?

Cheshire: I wouldn't be opposed~🎶

Loki: Ugh, sorry I asked.

Cheshire: But no, I'd love to surround myself with people who love to express themselves! Especially singers! Karaoke would be amazing!

Apple for- everyone?

Loki: Going with the "care about" option, closest one would be Alice, since I basically raised her.

Alice: Aww~🎶 I haven't fallen in love with anyone for a while, so my only choice is "care about", and I'd kill anyone who threatens Loki or my bro

Cheshire: Loki is my love choice~❤

Loki: I told you that's not going to happen.

Cheshire: Aw, tease!

Noir: Oddly enough, don't really care or love any of them.

Aedrian: Married to my love, and I care about all of them!

Riley: ... Don't really care much, but yeah, me and Aedrian are married.

Nick: *does his impeccable impression of Harry*

Fiona: I'm sure Harry LOVES it when you do that...

Nick: *continues doing his amazing impression*

Fiona: Have you seen him recently?

Nick: I've not, actually. I think he's busy buying suits at Gucci.

Channing Tatum: We need dancers [for Magic Mike Live in the UK]. We're gonna hold auditions here in London...

Nick: HELLO!!!

Channing: Yeah, come on man! I already know what your name is. You're gonna be Thigh Leg.

Nick: OK. So what do I need to do to get my Magic Mike body?

Channin: Just bring them thighs, baby. Grease up them thighs and bring 'em.

Nick: Can I be on stage just the thigh down?

Channing: We'll just pull the curtains back on your thighs.

Nick: 'That's all you're getting!'

Small talk

Me: Nice organizing, it looks like you got a rainbow there.

First grader: Nah. Cause there's not all the other colors.

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