#breastturtles

[hugefkingnerd]

Dreamt someone put baby turtles in my breasts for their final stages of gestation.

Getting them out involved grabbing them by the beak, cutting into my flesh and pulling them out. Which left me with a wicked cool bruise.

One was talking longer than the others, so everybody fucked off to an SCA event and left me waiting. It was very tedious, and I was pretty angry.