Kotch (Caitlin) asked and I delivered because Bestie Rights ™️
The Unauthorized (it was authorized) Ranking of the Patron Saint Gremlins
9. James/Haley: Step parents. Married into gremlin. They're here for the ride.
8. Dave: Side gremlin, but mostly just an asshole. In the best way! He's an asshole you want to befrend! But he eats too much pasta.
7. Derek: Jock gremlin. Only talks about football, and eats like he has never seen food before.
6. Penelope: Not really a gremlin unless you get her in front of a craft. Glitter gremlin princess.
5. Alex: Book gremlin. Will go days without eating if you'd let her, just because she didn't realize it was time to eat. Solidly in the middle, making her the Mother Queen of the Gremlins.
4. Hotch: A disaster of a person. Grumpy, moody, (my sweet baby), and definitely will hide out in the dark if he's trying to be alone. An altogether mess of a gremlin.
3. JJ: Tomboy gremlin. Rough and tumble, likes to get messy, doesn't think anything is gross. Will 100% look at puke and be like "woah, neat!"
2. Spencer: Grubby baby gremlin. Eats like he lives underground and steals trash for nourishment. Screams when he doesn't get his way.
1. Emily: If I have to explain this one you didn't watch the show and you haven't read psolc. She 100% growls at people.
No I am not taking criticism at this time, but lmk your thoughts/feelings (please I going to work behind a desk I need to be entertained)
Also, read Patron Saint by @themetaphorgirl (Kotch) because it's good thanks so much