#brentnick

[pen--anon]

*pretending to joke* "So when are you going to go out with me, Brentster?"

"I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?"

"..."

*Later*

"And you just ran away?!"

"I didn't expect him to flirt back!"

[pen--anon]

"I made tea."

"I don't want tea."

"I didn't make you tea. This is my tea."

"Then why the fuck did you tell me?"

"It's a conversation starter."

"It's a horrible conversation starter, Nick!"

"Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate."