#breveo

[marinetan]

Faveo: Where am I going to get money to buy Kyrios Emirus a good present?

Brekken: Have the Sunken stones, man. You get mad stacks!

Faveo: Sounds sweet but I think I'm going to do the Ombrian thing, get a job.

Brekken: Right on! Both Mira Bas and Vaorone Aliarme have jobs and they're greatest allies!

Rexmaster (Brekken and Faveo's pairing name): [High five] To jobs!

[marinetan]

Brekken: I'm so annoyed I could pinch you!

Faveo: What was that?

Brekken: I said I'm so annoyed I could...kick...the...box...

Faveo: I've never heard that.

Brekken: It's a very common expression.

[marinetan]

Faveo: Great idea Rex!

Brekken: Raaargh!

[Brekken sweeps the table clear with his arm.]

Faveo: Clumsy, Rex. Reeeeal clumsy.

[marinetan]

[Brekken is blocking Faveo's truck with his Mercedes]

Faveo: Hey! What the fey dudes?! Move!!

Brekken: Alright! Ya'll got your seat belts on?

[Brekken throws his Benz in reverse and slams into Faveo's truck]

Brekken: Did you see that!? That son of a gun just rear-ended me!

Vicario: Am I dead?

Faveo: WHAT THE FEY!?

Brekken: Exactly Faveo. What the heck? You just rear-ended me.

Faveo: That is not what happened.

Brekken: I got witnesses.

Vicario: Yeah. It went down exactly as my friend said it did you mean, bald man.

Faveo: [To Privia] Hey what about you? Mistress "a woman's word is terrible."

Privia: Well it is but you're a foolish.

Brekken: So we can settle this now. I will accept payment in van rentals.

Faveo: GAH!!!