so in the same universe of phil being a crap dad and Wilbur practically raising tommy, technoblade head canons? please?
*rubs hands together*
ohohoho
This giving me an excuse to sorta flesh out this other thing i have so mmmmm pog champ
@everyone who asked
This is what I meant by "you'll see"
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So y'know those piglin techno hcs?
Yeah?
Okay put that shit on steroids
Okay so you've got this fucking shapeshifter infant headass who was just abandoned in the nether
Strong start :D
I don't know how or why but all i know is that his parents were also shape shifters but yeah
they probably died or sumn lmao rip
I mean who takes their baby to the nether anyways
They're built different what can i say
He gets found by a group of piglins and they just. They just adopted him bro. they saw this random orphan child and they said "BET"
So he gets raised by a pack of piglins like fucking tarzan
Not only would he inheret piglin behaviour but he'd subconsciously start altering his form to start looking like them too
Oh and i guess that during his time in the nether, bein raised by piglins and all, he'd speak exclusively piglin language
Once he'd actually learnt how to shapeshift he'd teach himself to shift into a piglin fully
Which was difficult for him to hold but he did it anyways
It was like a "Look!!!! Look what i can do!!!! Look at me :D!!!!! i'm like you!!!!" thing
Techno, in piglish : ay. ay watch this
The baby piglins :
Techno : *shifts into a piglin* look :D!!!
The baby piglins : :O!!!
The baby piglins : *AGGRESSIVE CLAPPING* :O!!!
Mans legit taught himself to be part piglin damn what a flex
At a young age he'd already have his violent tendencies lets be real
You just see this fuckin scrawny 6 year old brunette with awkward tusks throwing hands with several hoglins at once
Baby piglins are passive mobs but Techno's just built different
I mean. Quite literally.
I'd also imagine he'd scrap pieces of gold he totally didn't steal together and make fuckin daggers and shit
,,,,,,yo wait what if techno deadass taught the piglins how to make their gold weapons though
Bro family bonding time they make weapons and shit man 🥺
Haha look at this little found family of piglins and their violent adopted shapeshifting son :D how sweet :)
Okay so the piglins get slaughtered
Y'know the "orphans killed my parents" thing? Yeah ❤
So techno watched his family get slaughtered at the ripe age of 8 :D!!!! Pog champ!!!
After that incident he wouldn't shift into a piglin again for a,,,, very long time.
He was terrified to.
So there's this period where he just. Roams.
Nowhere to go, nothing to see, no family to go back to.
He'd just. Linger.
He'd probably sit and study the people travelling via nether highways from afar
And when i say "sit and study from afar" i mean he fucking robbed them❤
He probably managed to teach himself english by stalking enough of them
What a lad
At one point he gets into the overworld
Probably just by finding a nether portal and going "ah :D."
He'd be pretty much stuck in what became his default form
Which is somewhat a middle ground/mix of both his human and piglin forms
Like his top half is relatively human with the exception of your casual tusks and pointy ears and then you get to his fucking legs
Anyways so he desperately tried to maintain a human facade
Forcing himself to hold a form for that long fucking exhausted him
Especially with the fact that he's probably an unexperienced shapeshifter
...and a child.
Anyways so he'd develop this sorta,,, persona for himself right
Y'know boxing matches? Illegal dog fighting rings?
So you ALSO know how techno played hypixel, blitz, sky wars--
Aha.
MOVING ON----
Anyways mans vibes as the world's youngest pvper for a good while
He gets bored
So he tries to find something new pog champ
Anyway jump to smp earth and [REDACTED]--
Ah shit can't talk about that yet
Anyways so after [A Very Specific Series Of Events] he meets Phil pog champ
I can't really elaborate,,, at all on any smp earth things
Yet.
But I'll say this- Techno does eventually gather the courage and trust he has for Phil to reveal that "uh oh! turns out i'm NOT your average human 15 year old imperliastic emperor!"
And phil just. Shows him his wings in response
I'd write some angsty dialougue but just imagine if its just
Techno : *explains with caution and anxiety that, well shit, mans a shapeshifter. and that he's been struggling to uphold a human facade for Years*
Phil :
Phil : so you're saying you aren't human.
Techno : ...yes.
Phil : *revealing wings* AY SAME
Techno : YOOOOOOOOO
Phil : YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That ISN'T how it goes but is this thread of hcs remotely serious At All?
No❤
Anyways after [More Specific Series Of Events] aka when smp earth ends i'd like to think that after Phil and Techno parted their ways Techno proceeds to become the worlds most violent potato farmer
You'd think that he'd finally settle down after [A Very Specific Series Of Events]?
YOU FOOL
Just imagining this 15 year old who's seen some fucking shit who's gone out to far lands living in his own little bubble with his potato farm just vibing in a fuckin cottage or some shit
His neighboor happens to have a Slightly bigger potato farm than him
He Declares Fucking War.
I mean after being in a position where you've known nothing but violence, death and conflict and wars over Everything and Anything and overall [All That Shit Oh God] it... checks out huh.
Or maybe the mother fucker was just too competitive for his own good
So Techno's just casually warring over potatoes for a good decade of his life ❤
During this period of his life is where Phil would introduce him to his sons
He somehow managed to convince him to take a break
Their conversation is just
Phil : I want you to meet my sons :)
Techno : nono, i've got potatoes to farm
Phil : you're still on about th-
Techno : wait you're a FATHER?
If you've seen the teen techno thread you know what happens next
At this point he's comfortable with his shapeshifting schtick
Shifting into a piglin is like a fucking party trick at this point
,,,,,or sometimes a defense mechanism.
Take ya pick 😌
Just as soon as Tommy and Wilbur find out they INSIST he shows them
Tommy : DO THE THING
Techno : n--
Wilbur : DO THE THING MAGIC MAN
Phil : boys! Don't-
Techno : *sighing* nono it's fine.
Techno : *shifts into a piglin*
Tommy and Wilbur : YOOOOOOOOOOO
Anyways to finish it off during early dsmp Techno and Wilbur would write to eachother
As much as techno hated they were friends ❤
Techno would regularly receive letters with the headlines of
"Hey girl i started a drug scheme"
"Hey girl i accidentally started a fucking nation and we're fighting for our independence with my little brother wbu"
"Hey girl i started a fucking revolution oh god"
"Hey girl we won the revolution"
"Hey girl im running an election to consolodate my power"
"HEY GIRL I WAS FUCKING EXILED"
Wilbur would get messily written letters covered in dirt
Something about his ongoing potato war
Wilbur : *writes long letters about his experiences about the dsmp, let's be real there's probably a whole paragraph dedicated to tommy, ends it asking about how he is doing*
Techno : *responds with "i'm war. (potatoes)"*
Techno finally winning his potato war to immediately get a letter about how the sons of his best friend got exiled
Lmao rip
I think that's it
While I'm here I'll throw in the few hcs about techno's voices that i have yet to detail
*cracks fingers*
So i kinda seperated his voices and the blood god? If that makes sense
Because techno being violent because of the voices in his head is just,,,, bro that's just ableist
I always thought the blood god was this divine being or non corporeal deity of some sorts
Gonna be real with you cheif I don't have solid foundation for that one but that's the gist of it
So like the blood god has this sort of. Influence on him
Because his chat is honestly quite tame ("E" "/rainbowchat" "🦀TUBBO IS GONE🦀" ie basically just the average adhd brain) but it goes rougue with a trigger
So this other worldy being just casually corrupts his inner thoughts into an orchestrated chant for blood sometimes :) no biggie :)
Mans really going through it rn
Ayo fuck it what if the blood god just. used techno as it's vassal lmfao
Mans really going through it rn.
I'd imagine he would've always had his voices
But like he probably gained his blood god later on
Maybe during his roaming period in the nether
Some sort of deal
Some sort of curse
Bruh i really have to flesh that out
brb *pulls out notepad*
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Anon when you said "techno hcs" you meant "please elaborate on how you hc techno's backstory in the Least serious way possible with a Bullet list that keeps alluding to this One Thing" right /j
god. Johnthnaniel starts getting more distant because RE has started going grey... but RE's entirely unaware that thats even happening because he refuses to fucking communicate
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