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[wlingg]

I get it now! sorry if the question was too private, I was really curious :c

I never mind private questions tho. If you were to ask me what my vagina tastes like, I would of course answer you. Or maybe you could just go ahead and ask Charlie, she has it in her, um, college paper.

[wlingg]

But you have many favorite people in your "people I like" page (I'm sad I'm not one of them) so why French? Are you really //dating dating// her?

If you ever seriously ask about //dating dating//, like when two people are in a committed relationship, so no, really. In fact I think I can never be in a relationship with anyone, because I’m a grumpy, judgmental 82-year-old lady with a lot of mental illnesses; no one ever likes me at all.

But, Charlie could never be just an internet friend to me. She’s very special, to say the very least. To say I have a particularly soft spot for her is such an understatement, and I love seeing her around more than anyone else. I love her (really, it isn’t even clinched, I truly do), because something inside her has me taken aback everytime. You insert my 828282 paragraphs complaining about time zones here, but I wake up at 4 am in the morning so that we can message and act like each other’s grandma for a while, to remind each other to do such things like eat and sleep and get some rest and take care of yourself for me, but it’s worth it, and it makes me feel less lonely and friendless. And she’s someone, I mean, I wish, that was really there for me to call a proper, committed girlfriend. Sadly, life happens, and now the only people hitting on me are my cat, and my uncle, who has been harassing me since i was 10. I’m depressed, but getting to know Charlie and calling her my girlfriend makes me feel very happy while I totally forgot what happiness even felt like.

[wlingg]

NAME YOUR FIVE CLOSEST FRIENDSHIPS ON TUMBLR! GO!

oh wait is this even fair why dag got seven i got just five its too hard to choose i just cant 

but okay sorry for the drama here you go have some of my sexiest bitches

thaats

dee

charlie

dag

inez

[wlingg]

I just want to say that what you and your girlfriend to is adorable, I love sweet couple things :) x

Oh why thank you kind sir :) Yes Charlie is. She’s adorable and full of surprise, too. She lives in Europe and I live in Asia, so our time zones suck, but waking up to 6 messages from her in my ask box is something that I really love, and every once in a while my English teacher will ask me why the hell I’m smiling like crazy with my own phone. He doesn’t do that anymore, but I’m sure it’s because he has come to the conclusion that I’m just naturally unnatural and that I’ve lost my own mind. Poor that dude, he doesn’t know that I’m smiling because I have an insanely adorable French girlfriend telling me she loves me.

Seriously tho, we’re just trying to live up to you and Plaxy’s relationship, because that is adorable. I saw her sending you pictures, and you both are very beautiful. Charlie and I, we haven’t even seen each other yet, but hey, people fall in love with the idea of a person, don’t they? :)

[wlingg]

are you French? because you are my favorite blog and i see your blog title :)

Oh, I wish. Unfortunately, I’m not French. I’m Vietnamese.

But Charlie, my girlfriend, my partner in crime, my better half, the love of my life, the Darren to my Chris, the David to my Neil, is French, and we exchange “I love you”s in each other’s language by putting it on the blog titles. It sounds silly, but screw it, we’re in love and obsessed.

But ummmm when we get married I’ll move to France for good to live with her, and when we get old we’ll live in a lighthouse in Princetown and start an artist’s colony. We’re handling a long-distance relationship, but I swear none of us will be so distant that the other will go fuck an actual lighthouse. We’ll live happily together forever after without ever having to break up. That’s the plan.

[wlingg]

briecksnation *u*

the first one to be off-anon i mean we’re all hot girlfriends together why so shy

ummm where do i start charlie is my personal love slave i mean i shower her with love and affection and hugs and cuddles and kisses all day and i force her to take it because yes i love her so much this is becoming unbearable sometimes i just wanna bite her in the heart

but seriously she’s all kinds of amazing and wonderful and crazy and hot and beautiful and i love her in every damn single fucking sense of this world

also i’m glad that i got to honestly tell her everything about me and she makes me laugh and she makes me smile and she makes me happy every single day with every single thing she’s got inside her

because she accepts me and listens to me and my stories about my sucky life and she reads my porn and she loves me for who i really am and i love her back no matter what

and that makes my life better and makes me wanna become a better version of myself everyday

also our sex life is hot and kinky

also she hasn’t replied to my message asking her if she likes spanking or not

also leave me messages baby im heading to bed for real this time im having two tests tomorrow ily baby and ohhh go read what i write about you in my “people i like” page hehehe

[wlingg]

another chapter of obnoxious crisscolfering

is this normal to watch neil patrick harris and david burtka’s fanvid all day and crey crey because of too much crisscolfer feels? i mean, i know i can have crisscolfer feels no matter what the hell im doing, but neil and david are just afgshshfhd *u* also ive noticed that sometimes david wears bowties and neil wears ties urgh they’re just so perfect together like chris and darren.

also, according to neil’s wikipedia page (urgh dont judge it happened before my time), they started going out in public and and confirmed their relationship in 2007, and the first time neil said he is gay was in 2006, but in fact their relationship began in 2004. i find this very interesting, and its an actual proof that yes, celebrities do secretly date, and some do wait for the moment to come out.

y’all know, just maybe five years from now, when we will be all old and gray, when charlie and i will be having a french baby or two, chris and darren will basically be neil and david. they will go hands in hands in public events and they will take pictures kissing maybe fucking each other in the red carpet like theres no tomorrow and together they will do photoshoots for magazines and they will have a family of their own with 383948942729 children and darren will be there to kiss chris when he gets his first oscar and the same goes to chris when darren gets his first grammy and they will do interviews together but darren will just look at chris dreamily and someday chris will upload pictures of a soup bowl to twitter with the caption “soup for my sick husband” and nothing will ever be the rain in our parade and we will just sit back and tell our children the struggle that we have been through and how many morons that we have hit the fuck off and urgh tomorrow is a better day

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