Thoughts on an Elsbeth that was an hour early because reasons I guess that felt like a High Potential episode, really tickled my Billboard/pop special interest and kinda had themes about both pawns and the power of fandom
OK what in the Chappell Roan is going on
nun habits are not helping my faceblindness figure out who anyone is
this feels like it's referencing either some recent real-life story or some other episode of another procedural
two death mentions in two minutes subtle show real subtle
ok who is the monsignor guy it's kinda bugging me
wonder if this is gonna imply more supernatural shit
nice Father Crime callback and theme song fakeout
confession on show featured in episode where couple paralleled Kayabeth, foreshadowing? (also, dude's name is Rick between that and the theme song Father Crime does seem more of a Castle parallel despite its SVU-esque length)
OK let's play are they taking shots at Taylor, Miley, Chappell or some combination of the above
lyrics bit by bit kinda my songwriting style too
mother superior kinda creeping me out
producer thing meant to be another Kayabeth parallel? (obligatory #justice4kaya #bringbackblanke)
ah the cliche "trouble is that girl was me" storytelling thing
this intro's kinda going on as long as E4's did
so just like E5 it's another you played yourself thing
Elsbeth back with the hats and back with a trio (and did Reynolds grow out their hair, I remember it being a buzz cut before)
anxiety relief not helping
I know Elsbeth used to wear black at least sometimes on TGW/TGF, wonder if there's a plot-relevant reason (perhaps connected to/not-just-an-excuse-hidden-by why she said it shows everything) she switched to brights
another little moment reminding me of Morgan
Thank you tabloid actually showing me it's spelled Alaia
don't judge a starlet by her cover
what is that suit Elsbeth
nice dramatic entrance
Marissa again, nice
ok cue uncredited Teddy as I didn't see him in either the regulars or the guest stars
more info on Alaia and me and my Billboard special interest still can't figure out who she's an analogue of
looks like Teddy's sticking with journalism and I wonder if whatever the morality of what Marissa's doing he might be some kind of pawn getting caught up in all this
and the show's still popping off with the social commentary and reminding me of things I've seen happen in hip-hop
leave it to this show to connect the two "worlds" of the story with something like that
right place wrong time quite literally
the parallel with the implicitly false confession is making me further believe Teddy might be a part of something bigger he might not like if he knew
and another part where I'm kinda getting reminded of High Potential
stan culture gonna stan culture
looks like Teddy found his guy
assholes, don't knock down the load-bearing part
the way she asked "Do you believe in God?" kinda put the song "Cassie" by Flyleaf in my head
looks like Elsbeth found the Maria of this particular convent
trying to imagine what Elsbeth's wedding dress looked like I keep thinking of Amy's from TBBT
not the confession confession trope
congratulations ya done pissed off the nuns
and the power of fandom saves the day or at least gets Elsbeth in the door
cute little zip-up Elsbeth
little meta-commentary with the celebrity guest thing?
dude's supposed to be a Nathan Fillion analogue but he reminds me more of Captain Hammer than Castle
oh hi Marissa I was wondering when you'd show up
everybody's keeping secrets
so the story wasn't just a ploy
maybe don't touch her shit (cue mother superior jumpscare again)
Elsbeth being neuroweird again
wonder if there's a little bit of parallel
ooh nice poetic license Elsbeth
they're gonna look at the songs
not feeling Elsbeth's outfit but kinda feeling Teddy's
okay shippers-on-deck you were never like this with Kaya or maybe a mf just can't bi-dar his own mom
called it
peas-in-an-airpod reminds me of my sister and I listening to music
surprise mother-superior
nice little break-it-down with the Ten Commandments
criminal activity busted by more criminal activity
art-history-for-the-fucking-win
and everybody comes together I was worried Marissa would be wasted
did Teddy not get the guy
not sure what anyone's face is saying and that's not just my autism














