#bristopher

[tiptoelightlypastmymind]

i hope bryce understands that if you tag something #penis you're gonna get every porn blog following you

*jesus christ superstar starts playing*

[tiptoelightlypastmymind]

"Just gay ducks kissing"

I went with “Gay Duckling” because it was shorter than “Gay Duckling Seeking Gay Duck”

[tiptoelightlypastmymind]

Was your father a thief? Because your father must have stolen all the gay ducks and gay ducks gay ducks

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omg

[tiptoelightlypastmymind]

Here's the thing jason if you look up a map of canada the last big city going north is Edmonton and that's like only half way up Alberta. Any more north then that and your basicaly in no mans land

this is like Nebraska

we have this thing called the MO river and all along it are cities and such

then we have this thing called I-80 (Interstate 80) and along it is civilization

if you go even thirty miles in either direction from either

well

the last people to do that were high on meth in a blizzard and we still talk about them and feel sad about it so I don’t recommend doing it

[counttwinkula]

bristopher replied to your post: i’m sleepy and i’m not sure how to stu...

Coffee

ampharosprite replied to your post: i’m sleepy and i’m not sure how to stu...

rocket fuel

i meant i don't know what method of studying to use to get the information memorized not that i didn't know how to stay awake to study also i don't drink coffee or energy drinks or whatever

[shiny-rhydon]

bristopher replied to your post:worst throw in a game ever -_- we could’ve ended...

I’m playin arams with paul if you wanna join for some no pressure fuck around games

yea sure. least i could do after i blew you off of how many games? :P

[shiny-rhydon]

bristopher replied to your post:well tonight was a good night! went to a karaoke...

Go hard or go home

why the fuck didn't you come? :(

[shiny-rhydon]

bristopher replied to your post “WHY IS HE POOPING OUT AN EGG. WHY WAS IT UP THERE. I NEED ANSWERS.”

what are youdoing dez? o-o

One of my friends reblogged a porn gif and this dude pooped out an egg and it was like why was it up there dude? DO YOU GET HORNY PRETENDING TO BE A CHICKEN?