#brita!

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[text]: I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big // [text]: Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night? // [text]: You were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would. // [text]: This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with your ex // [text]: Well that's my green light to bang your brother. It's not real til it's on fb

[text]: I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big 

[Dani to Gwen]: Dammit. I missed it.

[text]: Why didn’t you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night? 

[Dani to Henry]: Because it was hilarious? 

[text]: You were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig’s cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would. 

[Kara to Andrew]: I was high as a kite, and hungry. I needed those carrots.

[text]: This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with your ex 

[Ethan to Andrew]: That’s alright, mate. Do what you will.

[text]: Well that’s my green light to bang your brother. It’s not real til it’s on fb

[David to Gwen]: I guarantee he wont be as good.

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[text]: It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me. // [text]: Maybe it's cause you slapped him with a pancake last night // [text]: You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one // [text]: Just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if I was gonna buy it now and I laughed and asked her why I'd want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.

[text]: It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me. 

[Dani to Gwen]: I know this story well. But it’s still called sex, Babe.

[text]: Maybe it’s cause you slapped him with a pancake last night 

[Ivy to Daniel]: He was being rude, what did you expect?

[text]: You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one 

[Dani to Alex]: Well did I ever talk to the good one?

[text]: Just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if I was gonna buy it now and I laughed and asked her why I’d want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.

[Kara to Andrew]:  You’re never allowed in my work place again.

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[text]: You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian // [text]: WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER // [text]: At least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees. // [text]: If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter. // [text]: You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

[text]: You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian

[Dani to Henry]: Sorry? Did I at least get you a new one?

[text]: WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER

[Dani to Gwen]: They are not the only person. Trust me.

[text]: At least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.

[Wes to Gwen]: Just what I always wanted.

[text]: If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don’t pay him back by boning his daughter.

[Ethan to Andrew]: I DIDN’T KNOW SHE WAS HIS DAUGHTER!

[text]: You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

[Kara to Andrew]: That would explain it.

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[text]: I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.

[Dani to Gwen]: That’s one way to get free pizza.

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[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER? // [TEXT] My pillow still smells like you. // [TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked. // [TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me? // [TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[Kara to Andrew]: When were we ever together? Besides, I’m not even with him.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[Dani to Henry]: Then flip it over you sappy shit. :)

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[Ivy to Daniel]: Your high af aren’t you? But this could be arranged y’know.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[Wes to Gwen]: I’ll be there in 30 seconds.

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[David to Gwen]: OMW. If I get a ticket, it’s on you.

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[text]:Don’t ever touch me again. // [text]:Don’t you dare! // [text]:Ew! You’re disgusting. // [text]:Gee, sensitive much? // [text]:Too fab for you. // [text]:Why don’t we go somewhere else?

[text]:Don’t ever touch me again.

[David to Gwen]: Fine. 

[text]:Don’t you dare!

[Ethan to Andrew]: So you don’t want me to come and meet her tonight?

[text]:Ew! You’re disgusting.

[Ethan to Poppy]: Don’t pretend you don’t love it.

[text]:Gee, sensitive much?

[Ivy to Daniel]: I’m not sensitive, you dick. I’d just prefer not to be called out on my failures.

[text]:Too fab for you.

[Ethan to Poppy]: Not what you said last night.

[text]:Why don’t we go somewhere else?

[Dani to Henry]: Very subtle…….but yes. NOW!

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[text]: It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends. // [text]: 'go have sex with her' does not count as wingman // [text]: Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you // [text]: You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night. // [text]: Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

[text]: It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.

[Dani to Gwen]: I know….sorry? But does that mean you think I could be a porn star? :D

[text]: ‘go have sex with her’ does not count as wingman

[Ethan to Andrew]: But did it work? Did you have sex with her? Your welcome.

[text]: Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

[Wes to Gwen]: When has that ever stopped you? BTW relationship has crumbled.

[text]: You know how I told you I don’t have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

[David to Gwen]: I think I need proof of this.

[text]: Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

[Kara to Andrew]: I was hoping we wouldn’t have to talk about it at all. 

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[text]: Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos? // [text]: Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex // [text]: New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know. // [text]: its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight

[text]: Correct me if I’m wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?

[Dani to Henry]: It was more of a howl than a bark. You kept calling yourself the lone wolf and howling at the moon…..while peeing. And don’t worry. We all recorded it.

[text]: Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex

[Dani to Alex]: That makes two of us. Now are you free to test that out now or….

[text]: New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.

[Dani to Gwen]: Rule approved. I’ll make sure my gentleman callers know. And the good stuff you deserve.

[text]: its gotten to the point where if her hand isn’t on my butt i think we’re in a fight

[Ethan to Andrew]: Sound like things are getting serious. But to be fair sex is better if they’re angry.