#britishabsurdity

[thetameabsurd]

Frogs. Farewells. Fruit. This card contains two of those things. (You provide the third.)

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[thetameabsurd]

Nature. Calm. Dignity. And a frog gently judging you through the medium of song.

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[thetameabsurd]

Send them off properly. By “properly” we mean with a frog who has stronger stage presence than most middle managers.

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[thetameabsurd]

A frog with a microphone. A bow tie. A farewell speech that may or may not involve croaking. Leaving cards shouldn’t be this amphibious, but here we are.

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