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BROOOOOHHHHHHHH. You're back?

Yes? No? Sometimes?

BROOOOOOOOO.

Sucks for you. You just got yourself a big sister-bro.

…does this mean you’ll buy me things?

Aww. I love ya too bro.

(’ sings loudly and off key.) BROOOOOOOOOOOMANCE. NOTHING REALLY GAY ABOUT IT.

I am older. October-Seventh-Of-Nineteen-Ninety-Five.

…damn.

If you know us we're the sweet being on this planet but if you fuck with us we are the devil reborn.

That’s what I love about you guys.

You know -- I never checked. When did your mother gifted you to this Earth?

October twenty-second of nineteen-ninety-six.

But we ain't sweet -- we mean.

…this is true. Well, mostly. You guys were going to stone someone for me so I consider your sweet, in the meanest way.

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