Apr 13, 2012
In the wilds of a college dorm, a chance encounter with the beauty of nature.
Dudebro: Dude I have tweeted her like 20 times.
Brodawg: Naw dude, thats shit I only done it 4 times.
Dudebro: Fuck dude, ha you salty shes gonna fuck me.
Brodawg: Ha Ha well I totally made out with her first. You jus got seconds after me.
Dudebro: She gonna gonna go hard on me dawg
Brodawg: Ha her boyfriends gonna be pissed. But seriously I getta fuck after.
I have found them, the perfect specimens of Douchebagus Cuntus, during the heat of mating season no less. The Smithsonian will pay me dearly for my findings.