STRESSSSSSS
"Oakland lost and I blame Juan. So, I'm giving him diaper duty (did I tell you I'm wearing diapers now?). And don't judge me either. I'm super busy between making sad face in NYC, dealing with the grief Consuela gave me over the ice cream party, and trying to stalk Paul on Facebook, all while my tummy is growling...it's just easier not to have to go poopy in the toilet on top of everything else I'm dealing with. And to make it worse, now I'm not in first place in my football pool. Cheney, Brokaw, even Jason Priestly, are beating me. "Mitt, YOU SUCK" is all I'm getting on my Facebook wall. And then as if this day couldn't get any worse, Christie 'unfriended' me. I know Facebook is just a dumb thing but it really hurt my feelings. Paul said "fuck em" but you know what I mean. Hence...Juan changing my diapers. I'm going to miss Consuela powdering my tushy when I send her back to Bogata. I draw the line at letting another man powder my tushy."