What edition do you play for d&d? What's the dumbest thing your character's done, the smartest thing, and have you ever made your dm want to cry? Any epic crit fail moments you can share?
5th edition!
I reused the same character in two different campaigns that ran pretty briefly. She was a Tabaxi Rouge named Broken Bell, but she went by Ken. Her charisma was ridiculous and super clutch, but she had the hit points of a wet paper bag, so there were lots of times where she had her back to the wall and she had to start sweet-talking her way out of it.
The best thing I can think of is when me and my teammate (there were only two players) were investigating an ancient hidden library sealed away inside a mountain. The door was sentient and a real shit-talker, and my teammate really pissed it off. I managed to get us in with a bit of bullshitting and we continued on our way to gather information inside the library. We got totally ambushed and almost flippin’ died and after a whole bunch of near deaths we make it back out to the door and things are CHASING US and this bullshit ass rude as hell door is fucking us up by not opening. I try to pick the lock and he’s like woaah buy me dinner first, and we manage to get out. But then my teammate turns and pisses on the door and the door vanishes with an indignant huff
found out later it was a trickster god the whole time and thats how we made a campaign long enemy with a god by peeing on him and calling him an asshole.
that whole peeing on the door thing left the DM with his head in his hands, lmfao. I had a couple epic crit fails on persuasion checks and my teammate had a thousand crit fails that changed the whole trajectory of the story.
My epic moment was when I managed to use a mimic that was locked in one room to attack the guards of another area by being sneaky as heck, then taking off while that scuffle happened, one hit kill the last guard left and escape with the hostages. HELL YEAH, Ken rolled like a motherfucker on that one.
