Posting my assorted Minecraft Movie squared predictions before the movie comes out:
- Alex becomes the pseudo-leader of the group
- Alex is a mother figure to those two children
- Dawn still does nothing, but there is one off handed scene of her and Alex vaguely getting along because “girl friendship”
- Jennifer Coolidge will be pregnant with a weird villager baby
- There’s gonna be a totally ‘platonic’ jealousy plotline where Steve spends too much time with Alex and Garret feels replaced
- There’s gonna be a plot line where Garret is happy with his life with Steve but Steve wants to do more with his life.
- There will be some kind of gag where Steve and Garret ‘kiss’, either on accident by crashing into each other, or out of necessity like to keep up a ruse or doing CPR.
- Alex is not involved in a romance plot line.
- The end is introduced but barely explored.
- Herobrine won’t be in the movie
- 3rd movie tease at the end that is used to reveal the next big update to Minecraft
- There will be a massive second-act breakup
- This one is wishful thinking, but Alex being a twist antagonist.
If anybody has their own predictions, I would love to hear them.












