#bromonet

[okayaqua]

winter break

me: *wakes up at 1pm*

me: wow I'm not used to being up this early

[okayaqua]

somewhat attractive boy: *is nice*

me: *falls in love*

me: fuck

[okayaqua]

me: so do you use a washcloth when you're in the shower?

date: no, I think my hand and soap are sufficient

me, shoving breadsticks into purse: I'm sorry I have to go right now immediately

[idaholy]

ok so i know none of you probably care, but fyi i’m gonna leave all my networks bc they’re totally inactive, but if you want me to reblog something go ahead and tag me in it and i will

[idaholy]

i’m…

[masturbasss]

Doing everything, expecting nothing

[michexl]

nice nice then what ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[okayaqua]

you know you’ve been on the internet too long when you can’t even ask a simple question without being imbued with the fear that someone will respond “DEEZ NUTS”