May 1, 2013
Im sorry orz
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Im sorry orz
What I do now...
Now while I'm stuck here in equestria (I think that's how you spell it, it hard to type with horseshoes on) I have set up a nice large house. You might ask "what work do I do?" well it turns out that I'm very good with alchemy and dark Magic. It might be because of the Curse stone, who knows. So that is my "day job" and on the side I scientifically research this new dimension.
But don't worry, I'm not alone. There is Doc (the family mechanic who here works with mechanical limbs for handicapped ponies) and there is Vile (my grandson who looks like he could be my brother, he works with all type of business).
Lets get to work
Okay... so the fact is, I'm not actually a pony, or in this case a unicorn. See I'm from a very separate dimension. (NOT from the real world) and in that dimension I am 3,015 years old (lets not forget that it is the year 5013 in this dimension) and I don't know the whole pony-to-man years translator, so lets just say that i'm 3,021 years old.
You might be thinking that I would LOOK very old, but actually I look to be about 21. This is because of the Curse stone. Now if you have any questions about this I'll be happy to answer them.
