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I can't stop thinking about how ADORABLE Yosuke is. Hes SO CUTE!!!! HES SO MOE!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE PUPPY EYES!!! HES SO UPPY!!!!!!! I WANNA SQUISH HIS CHEEKS OHHHHH HES SO SO CUTE!!!!! AND MY BEAUTIFUL BOY NARUKAMI IS SO CUTE AND HANDSOME 🥹🥹🥹🥹 MY BEAUTIFUL HANDSOME BOYS!!!!!!! NARUKAMI HAS THAT CAT LIKE AURA AND EYES TO HIM IT GOES SO WELL

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Persona 4 Souyo truthers right now: Altus I am going to rip my skin off if you don't make yosuke romance route real I swear to God you better not back down

The very doomed non-heteronormative Persona 3 Reload narrative with homotron Ryoji 3000 and Makoto Yuuki:

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To that random motherfucker in fuckass Washington who stole my dads credit card information and spent $702.54 on Steam games the day after Christmas:

- merry fuckyoumas

- how many fucking games do you have to buy to reach such a high number bro so many games were on a great sale... Did you buy hundreds??? I need to know

- fuck you again hope your computer explodes from the megabytes of those damn games

Dont worry he's getting his money back 🤎

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An angel walks into a bar. "Whats up?" He says. The bartender doesn't say anything for a good minute and then says "hey can we get an angel shot"

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Bro I just told my caveman friend that I have Autism and he just said "Bob love many rock too" and then showed me his entire rock collection

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So my dads name is Seymur and everytime he tells baristas or anyone behind the screen his name when doing drive thru orders or inside orders, they always butcher his name not only because it's an uncommon name but also because he has an Azeri accent. Here is a collection of names people have written:

- Seymour

- Saymor

- Saymur

- Sesmor

- Seymoor

- Saimor

- Semur

And my favorite, as of a recent mod pizza order:

- Cexmor (originally written as Sexmor, but they scribbled out the S and wrote a C). I have zero idea as to how you can hear this from "Seymur"

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I ascend down from heaven into a butcher shop.

Yo dude! It's me!! God's apprentice!! He uhh wanted to send you a message bout somethin, uh, hang on, what was it again? *fumbles with my 2467016 page scroll* ... AH right, right right. Ahem. He says you are absolutely KILLING IT, and by it, haha, lets just say, that Chicken. That's +125 Heaven points added to your roster!! Yippee!!! Til next time!!

I jump in the air to click my heels but fall face first into a pool of chicken blood on the tile floor.

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Sometimes I still think about that one time I was killing it on beat saber in this arcade and this little boy came up to me after with his lil unopened fundip and asked "are you gay?"

Well I said uhh. Yeah? I am?

"Oh. Gay people are cool. Have this fundip"

And then he fucking walked away like the absolute gigachad he is. Walking away like those scenes with an explosion in the background and walking in slow mo. The ground trembles beneath his feet. Forever a legend to be told for generations