Bruce’s girlfriend gets accused of cheating on him with Batman after a photo is snapped of them canoodling or something after he rescues her.
GF: Can you blame me?? It’s BATMAN!! Also like. He’s not real! It doesn’t count! Reporter: Except… he… is real? He is a real person. He rescued you. ??? GF: Is he though? He dresses as a BAT. He’s… a character. A charicature. He’s not like. A real person. Reporter: Is that really how you want to speak about someone who has rescued you twice now, ma’am? GF: I didn’t tell a grown man to dress as a furry, don’t look at me. Reporter: Wait. Hold on. You—so, are you saying you’re into furries? GF: Who said that?
Alfred appears out of nowhere like AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR THAT TODAY, GOOD DAY! and yanks her away into the car.
