Miguel: I’ll never stop! Mark my words, I will stop at NOTHING until I get that sarcastic, irresponsible, yapping little Miles Morales right here,—
Layla: He’s in universe 022 :)
Miguel: I am stopping RIGHT here.
Gwen: ??
Peter: His exes universe! Don’t know why he’s so scared to go,—
Miguel: I am NOT scared,—
Peter: Bruce is a cool guy once you get to know him. Weird eyeliner and all.
Miguel: It’s called eyeblack, and it’s NOT weird!
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Miles: So… What’s the deal with your dads, exactly?
Jason: oh dude where do I start











