#brutalina

[what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew]

every other superhero fights with massive villains meanwhile Batman is out here dealing with his 10 evil exes

[spicy-apple-pie]

STOP PITTING THE GIRLS AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!!

[morgangalaxy43]

Multishippers are so cool because they would just be sitting at their a table chatting while everyone else is fighting over their favorite ships in the background

[fungus-from-a-cave-in-gotham]

bruce has a different nickname for each batkid (chum, lad, sweetheart, etc) talia calls them all habibi, and selina just uses their names

[skeleton-brainz]

Talia and Selina both get pregnant within a few weeks, Talia planned, Selinas not but she welcomed it. Bruce goes through hell, this is his story.

Month 1

Bruce, trying to lighten the mood: So good thing I have two toilets in our room right?

Selina, bent over one toilet because she ate chicken nuggets: hijo de tu pinche madre, if you do not shut up and leave will kill you.

Talia, half dead at the other: Please beloved, I can smell you from here.

Bruce has taken twenty showers, using every soap imaginable. Yet Talia gets sick at the simple idea of being in the same room as him

Month 2

Selina, half on Bruce's lap: Come one baby, let's practice for next time. Do some good ol baby making while there's no more consequences

Talia, buried in blankets: Please do so elsewhere. If I make eye contact with my beloved I will throw up

Bruce: Not tonight sweetheart, im really tired.

Selina: Oh so you hate me, am I that appalling right now? Can't even act like you are attracted for five minutes????

Bruce: Sel, you are gorgeous. Even when you are covered in puke. But I just want to snuggle today.

They did not snuggle, in fact she ignored him until she started crying because he wasn't there

Month 3

Talia: My love, do you need help with your suit? I can get beloved.

Selina: Don't get batty, just help me up it up.

Bruce, watching them: Luckily neither of you are going out. I love you both, and will not risk any lives.

Selina: We are fine you ass, we wear special corsets to keep insides safe.

Talia: do you doubt us and our abilities? Shame on you, looking at women like we are your children

Bruce: I'm sorry, but you are in no condition to go out. Both of you throw up at the slightest convenience.

Talia: no we don't

Bruce: then look at me

She looked at him, and proceeded to throw up. Soiling both hers and Selinas suits. Bruce took them to be washed and promptly locked them up

Month 5

Talia, with tears: Damian wasn't this rough, but he kept trying to die on me. What if she's dead already? And that's why i stopped feeling sick

Bruce, literally sitting beside her for her ultrasound: Love, I can assure you the baby is alive

meanwhile, Selina is waiting with her Ob, given she is slightly behind Talia. She pushed Bruce out of the room herself.

Month 7

Selina: do I look fat to you guys????

Bruce: No you do not babe, you just look pregnant

Talia, sitting beside him: what's tha supposed to mean?

Talia: But yes my love, you do look fat. And id still make love to you if I could see anything below my stomach

Talia wore a sundress to a family picnic. Selina wore baggy clothes. Stating that Talia could be the wife, she will be the homeless man following them around

Month 9

Bruce: *trying to get comfortable in bed*

Helena: *Using her father's back as a punching bag*

Athanasia: *Using her father's stomach as a soccer ball.*

Talia ended up with her water breaking two weeks early, and the stress of seeing her wife in labor made Selina's break

One day post birth

Talia, nursing both babies so Selina can rest: We should do this again, it was such a nice experience

Bruce, contemplating a vasectomy: No please

Damian, waiting for his mother to be done so he can have his babies:

Two years and 10 months later, Tomas, Terrence, and Tallant Wayne (Kyle)((Al Ghul)) are born. And Damian takes his babies then too

And two months after that bruce gets that vasectomy

Twenty years in the future people are in shock by the multiplication of vigilantes in Gotham. How the bats procreate is a mystery

But somewhere in star city, a man has a conspiracy theory board saying Bruce Wayne actually got Batman pregnant

Hero names for anyone wondering

Athanasia - Shrike

Helena - Huntress 2.0

Tomas - Aion

Tallant - Ghoul

Terrence - Beyonder

Talia - White snake

[sepia-stained-sunset]

DC needs to give us more Brutalina...their dynamic is soo good

[ennarchy]

brutalina version of my shitty amazing editing picsart skills😝😝

[adalineozie]

I like the idea of Talia and Selina having dated before ever meeting Bruce, and Bruce has this awkward realization when he first introduces them to each other that his exes are each other's ex.