Canon Nerdy Prudes meeting the Recast Nerdy Prudes
Steph: If there’s gonna be a scene, wait until I get back.
Angela!Steph: Of course. I can’t flip this table by myself.
Bryce!Pete, who almost stood on him: Um... why are you lying on the floor?
Nick!Pete: I’m tired.
Nick!Pete: Also I broke my leg failing to do a trick to impress the Stephs, can you get the other Pete, please?
Mariah!Grace: I did something terrible.
Grace: It’s okay, I have an axe, bleach, tape and a shovel.
Mariah!Grace: Wait, what!? I’m sorry, what do you think I did?
Grace: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know.
Richie: So that’s my plan.
Jae!Richie: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Richie: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Jae!Richie: It fucking sucks.
Richie:
Richie: That’s not constructive criticism.
Jaime!Ruth: You know what really gets my goat?
Ruth, gasping: El chupacabra.
Jaime!Ruth: EXACTLY
Curt!Max: Hey bro, can I get a sip of your water?
Max: It’s not water.
Curt!Max: Vodka! I like your style!
Max: It’s vinegar.
Curt!Max: Wh-wha—
Max: It’s vinegar, COWARD.