Nov 22, 2022
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is anyone even out there? if you are, here's one just for you 😘
This wool wrap I am crocheting is becoming a bit unwieldy!
I exfoliated my lips last night and I can't stop touching them. Send help. My pout is too soft for life.
I need to clean my room today. Please give me encouragement about it, so I will be less likely to run out of steam when I roll out of work at 5PM today. ♡
Conversations With Friends
Me: I am not saying I would kill a guy for head scritches right now, but I might trip one.
Steve: Maybe an uncomfortable shove?
Me: Maybe an ear flick. At very worst, a two-fingered sack thwap. But, I mean, I wouldn’t kill a guy.
Me, getting a compliment from an acquaintance: *thinks to self - I know, I know, I AM pretty great - but actually I should just say* Thank youuuuuu! ♡
Me, getting a compliment from a friend: *gets flustered and indignant* WHAT?! NO! YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS CUTE AND GOOD.
Me, getting a compliment from a cute: *see also: getting a compliment from a friend, squeaks, pets their face with both hands, flails off into the sunset*
This is how I flirt. How am I allowed to human???
It’s a Madonna morning. Beautiful Stranger.