Okay so I have this one short fic sitting and might as well it here lol, it was a one shot of the branch au where Chuuya clone survive and Mori hide him as Chuuya twin XD.
Of course how chaotic this family is we know how this end.
Dad! Mori branch au: clone Chuuya
That was the first thing that came to Mori mind, sitting stiffly at the sleek table inside the neutral government facility. The Tripartite Framework meeting was meant to be a symbol of cooperation between the Special Division for Unusual Powers, the Armed Detective Agency, and the Port Mafia.
There should be master guild too today for busnisses, but the man haven’t come yet.....
‘ is there a refund in after live? Can i just please reborn in normal family and life just for once?’
And just his luck, his dear husband ( on paper only) Fukuzawa is done with his briefing“…and now we go to each organization matters,” Fukuzawa said calmly, setting down his report with the serene grace of a man who didn’t just witness the Mafia legally register a clone as someone’s twin to dodge inter-agency complications. ( and that he help in that too...)
Mori smiled politely. On the inside, he was screaming.
Across the table, Taneda, the poor representative of the Special Division, looked a bit exhausted and annoyed — yeah, Mori can think why. Taneda is under Government pressure from higher up and prime minister. ( and Mori bunch PM rabies children)
He eyes locked onto Mori like lasers. “Would you like to explain this?”
he slapped a manila folder on the table. The impact echoed like a gunshot.
Mori didn’t even look. He knew. Oh, he knew.
Inside that folder was an official, government-stamped family registry document.
Filed under: Chuuya Nakahara
Sibling: Chuuya Nakahara.
Note: Twins. One was just really shy until now. Please don’t question it. Science is weird.
He tilted his head with an expression of feigned innocence. “Oh my. Paperwork mishap?”
“You forged an entire birth certificate,” Taneda deadpanned.
“That sounds like an accusation.”
Fukuzawa quietly sipped his tea, watching the verbal trainwreck unfold with all the enthusiasm of someone observing a wildlife documentary. Probably mentally labeling this as Port Mafia: Parental Edition.
Mori pressed a hand to his forehead. “You have to understand, the clone’s very sensitive(he is not clone anymore). He cried when someone in PM called him ‘budget Chuuya’ and I… panicked, and don’t worry we would chance his name into a real one.”
“He dropkicked a federal agent,” Taneda continue.
“He said the agent disrespected his hat, no one disrespect his hat” Mori tell him fliphand.
Taneda slammed his pen down. “Your clone son is now a legal citizen with a Mafia license, a twin status, and an entire fake elementary school history. And he just applied for a high school entrance exam.”
“Good for him,” Mori said blandly. “He studied very hard.”
“And what’s this I hear about one of your children hacking the government database just to change his school photo to one with cat ears?!”
“That was Ranpo. He's from Fukuzawa side.”
Fukuzawa didn’t even flinch and look at Mori unimpressed, but Mori just tilted his head toward him. “He gets straight As,” Fukuzawa said. “It’s fine.”
Taneda isn’t done “ and could you keep the Executives under control???, Koyo guards always scream something about ‘YASS QUEEN!’, The flags shouting ‘vibe check’ each time they attack someone with jump, it’s distracting some agent that work together as alliance not to mention, Q have been threaten everyone that come too close with you!!!”
“ well isn’t she the most elegant girl you ever see?. and your agent should know to not get distracted on life-death situation, the flag just did fine with Piano man as their leader and Executive. for Q they just a child fearing that someone would steal they family” Mori answer him casually with some praise for his children.
Before someone just barged into the room.
“ sorry for being late for the meeting, but here i am! Hope i don;t miss something important?” Francis Fitzgerald tell them cheerfully with some shopping bag in one hand, everyone know what he just doing before come here.
Mori perk up “ not at all Francis-san, Taneda-san just telling me how is my children being a troublesome bunch”
At this Fitzgerald just laugh and sit down close to Mori “ really?, well the guild is the same too some of them cursing people left and right about them being sinner or some of them are too shy and nervous around people that they stick close with me, one of them is Poe, it’s cute and — oh! Here have some of this, my daughter and others buy this for all of you” he then give everyone the shopping back.
Inside is a really a very expensive and high quality of watch, and of course is a brand new that haven’t even come out yet made by gold.
“ sent our regard and thank you for your daughter and children would you?” Fukuzawa tell him.
Before Fukuzawa can continue the meeting—
Mori eye twitched. “oh, boy.”
A small child opened the door. “Dad, we accidentally set the laundry on fire—”
“WHICH ONE OF YOU IS CHUUYA?” Tadena barked hearing two identical voice.
Two voices from the hallway yelled, “ME!”
Fukuzawa calmly poured Taneda more tea and Fitzgerald a new one .
“I hate this job,” Taneda whispered, sliding down in his chair. “I hate all of you.”
