#btkstarter

[christopher-faulkner]

What does a man have to do to get a bit of sleep these days? Can this wait? I was enjoying having a rest after my latest attempt at finding something to wear for this god forsaken ball.

[nerissamalaise-blog]

Gods, but it's dark in here..how can you possibly stand it?

[christopher-faulkner]

I wouldn't hand that money over if I were you...

I can quite honestly assure you that you were just in the process of buying a fake. A rather bad copy if I'm honest.

[christopher-faulkner]

If you must call me anything... Try something a bit more accurate...

[madelenegiles]

Oh, hm.

Gone and tangled up the thread, have I ... and the scissors not to be had! Reckon I left them elsewhere ... begging your pardon, you aren't carrying something sharp, are you?

[christopher-faulkner]

The delivery service really needs to be worked on. My bloody invitation was in the bushes. I swear they could at least use competent birds to deliver messages.

[claudevincentrp]

I learnt this trick years ago in a little village.

[alexandre-durant-blog]

Truly need to learn how to keep my mouth shut here.